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Sarah Bennetto
Stand-up comic, writer, radio-person, storyteller, wistful vagabond. —- Bonus! You can now buy me a coffee here, if you like:
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Eric Allen Hatch Mar 31
March 1 / April 1
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Emily Murnane Mar 31
Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law
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Sophie Lagacé Mar 30
Hot take: if public schools are shifting to online classes, then internet is a basic service and everyone should have access.
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Sarah Bennetto 22h
Replying to @lunch_enjoyer
Greg Peppers. Nice to meet you.
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Sarah Bennetto 22h
Is... is Sunday’s weather... an April Fool’s Day prank by the MET Office?
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Sarah Bennetto Mar 31
Replying to @PhotoSonny
Yes. YES! xxx
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Gibran Saleem Mar 31
Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate. My name is Sick Bat.
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Sarah Bennetto Mar 31
Replying to @DonaldJameson
Why, thank you. It all helps.
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Sarah Bennetto Mar 31
White rabbits white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits 🐇🐰🐇🐰🐇🐰🐇🐰🐇🐰🐇🐰🐇 [we really, really need it now]
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Sarah Bennetto Mar 31
Replying to @MrRyanJDalton
Nah, it’s too much of a coincidence. Mark my words, you have it (good news: loss of smell & taste generally correlates with milder Covid cases, so that’s good for you). If the antibodies test comes out, we can know for sure. Hope you’re feeling well otherwise. x
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Sarah Bennetto Mar 31
Replying to @MrRyanJDalton
You have it! (That’s a second week symptom) WELCOME TO CLUB COVID. xx
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Sarah Bennetto Mar 31
Replying to @dandouglas
Sending love, Dan. x
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Sarah Bennetto Mar 31
Replying to @wernerspenguin
💁🏼‍♀️
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Sarah Bennetto Mar 30
Oh my gosh, THE KING!!
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Sarah Bennetto Mar 30
Replying to @kateweb
*adult* *material*
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Sarah Bennetto Mar 30
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Sarah Bennetto Mar 28
Replying to @felicityward
Oh my gosh. I exited one today. Feel SO ALIVE
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zmargotz Mar 28
Can we get an update on this
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Sarah Bennetto Mar 28
This already exists; it’s . Enjoy.
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Sarah Bennetto Mar 28
Replying to @howlieT
Misha! 💙
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