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Sandra Newman
Author of THE COUNTRY OF ICE CREAM STAR (among other things). New novel THE HEAVENS coming in 2019 (Grove Atlantic/Granta)
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Sandra Newman 2h
Replying to @billyfatzinger
*clenching fists* "How did you figure it out? How?! It's impossible, unless …" *eyes widen as realization dawns* "The only person I told the secret to was my beloved Gertrude. Could it be … ? Is my darling Gertrude … a rat???"
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Sandra Newman 2h
Come for the dogs, stay because you are dead.
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Sandra Newman 2h
I bet most of the people who saw this are dead.
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Sandra Newman 2h
I bet when someone first designs a mouse maze, they bring the mouse maze everywhere and bore their friends by explaining all the decisions they made.
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Sandra Newman 3h
Don't try to diminish the seriousness of this crime.
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Sandra Newman 12h
Replying to @tweetawesomely
The next time I go to a reading, this is the question I'm going to ask in the Q and A.
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Sandra Newman 12h
Replying to @snarkyRedhd
No, CNN is about cows.
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Sandra Newman 12h
Replying to @tweetawesomely
I imagine a man screaming this question to the sky with a potato in each hand.
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Sandra Newman 12h
Replying to @PortmanDoe
You can see on their faces that those people are gonna get laid big-time
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Sandra Newman 12h
a gentler parallel universe where Fox News is just as popular but it's all news about foxes
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Sandra Newman retweeted
🎄☃️a festive mess ☃️🎄 Dec 7
Replying to @hugwins
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Sandra Newman 14h
Replying to @chmod777Mark
They are so mature! You can tell by the way they call other people immature.
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Sandra Newman 14h
Replying to @Senneteer
Living. Just started it and it is truly fantastic.
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Sandra Newman 22h
Replying to @Senneteer
And also, for instance, I am now reading Henry Green because of the recommendations of Twitter people such as (I think) you?
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Sandra Newman 22h
Replying to @SchrodngrsTrump
Oddly, I and the person I was speaking to were throwing a cocktail party together which was about to begin.
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Sandra Newman Dec 8
I was trying to explain Twitter to someone who's not on Twitter and found myself saying, "Well, it's sad ... but it's also depressing."
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Sandra Newman Dec 8
Replying to @norbiznesss
People always do this. The quote people will pass around with great admiration will always be the most fatuous thing the author ever said in their life.
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Sandra Newman Dec 8
Replying to @Lollardfish
These are definitely the best rules.
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Sandra Newman retweeted
David M. Perry Nov 15
10 writing rules 1. We're no strangers to love 2. You know the rules and so do I 3. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of 4. You wouldn't get this from any other guy 5. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling 6. Gotta make you understand 7. Never gonna give you up 8. Never gon
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Sandra Newman Dec 8
Replying to @Lollardfish
Anything you can say about writing is stupid.
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