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Sandra Newman
Author of THE HEAVENS (Grove Atlantic/Granta). Also THE COUNTRY OF ICE CREAM STAR, HOW NOT TO WRITE A NOVEL, other good things you would like.
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Sandra Newman 18m
Replying to @aslajoie
Thanks!
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Sandra Newman 1h
Replying to @frog_the_jam
Thank you!
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Sandra Newman 1h
Replying to @sannewman
OK, I take it back about the dogs.
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Sandra Newman 1h
Replying to @sannewman
Yes, all men do this. No, there are no exceptions. This one is really true about all men, sorry men, it's true about you too. Probably even male dogs and cats do this.
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Sandra Newman 1h
A shit thing about being a heterosexual woman is that, every time you're hurt or annoyed by something, your partner will act as if you're being hypersensitive.
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Sandra Newman 2h
Replying to @ribblefizz
No, don't delete it at all! Your point is good!
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Sandra Newman 2h
Replying to @ribblefizz
UGH. I guess I've been blessed because I haven't seen this.
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Kerry Hudson 13h
A long thread on the Living Wage open letter and petition but I feel it's important to have this out there. If you haven't already, sign the petition: Authors sign the open letter:
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Sandra Newman 2h
Replying to @ribblefizz
I didn't mean to imply that Zell was going to part with his money. I felt like that was obvious given that he said that sick, self-serving, boneheaded thing in the first place.
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Sandra Newman 2h
Replying to @aslajoie
Also, thank you!!!
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Sandra Newman 2h
Replying to @aslajoie
I just had a new book out called THE HEAVENS. And it's actually probably the best place to start too.
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Sandra Newman 2h
Retweet if you want a handout.
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Sandra Newman 2h
Replying to @independentpen
What you are making is not real mayonnaise. All real mayonnaise comes from the Mayonnaise region of Ohio where it is made of the inhabitants' dreams.
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your friend Helen 2h
Replying to @sannewman
The Ones Who Walk Away From Omayolas
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Sandra Newman 2h
Fun fact: All the real mayonnaise in the world is manufactured in one small Ohio town, where it's made of the dreams of the inhabitants. No dreamer is ever allowed to leave the town. They are born, they dream mayonnaise and they die. That is the cruel bargain we have struck.
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Sandra Newman 3h
Replying to @marxculture
Actually I'm now poking holes in the lid of my imaginary dog jar so I don't worry about the dog all night.
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Sandra Newman 3h
Replying to @blink_alto
I think a lot of cats would just immediately curl up and go to sleep.
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Sandra Newman 3h
Replying to @marxculture
It's a big jar. The dog is not squished but it is not safe for the dog long term. Do not leave your dog in the dog jar.
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anne 3h
A podcast where someone talks and I say "oh!" and "fascinating!" after everything.
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Jill Lawless 13h
Journalists sometimes disparage vox pops, but this guy who spoke to the AP today about Brexit is eloquent.
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