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♔sandra.
//life's dope. Obsessed with penguins ~ 23
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♔sandra. Dec 7
I’m getting a new goddamn passport when I’m back in the states lol that’s it
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♔sandra. Dec 7
Lmfao “wow what a changed, you’ve bloomed” 😒😒😒 IM SO EMBARRASSED
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♔sandra. Dec 7
8 years later.... the Glow Up has been real, now here’s my Texas ID so you see I ain’t lying
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♔sandra. Dec 7
My passport always fucks me. Like yes bitch that IS ME, I was also 16, a hardcore pill popping ugly girl and high off my ass on that picture.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
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♔sandra. Dec 7
Successfully snuck in my drugs through airport secuuurrrrity hahaha biiiiiish it’s gonna be a party these next 10 days lmao
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♔sandra. Dec 7
First of all, I do not spend $300 plus on make up for nothing, I assure you, once I put my face on... it ain’t moving! 😂😂😂
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♔sandra. Dec 7
My cousin in Mexico asked me why I bother w doing my makeup when it’s gonna crack w the cold..... BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
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♔sandra. Dec 6
It’s my last day in the USA🇺🇸👏🏼✈️
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♔sandra. Dec 4
Srsly smoking this bowl to calm my tits downnnnn
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♔sandra. Dec 4
I’m even annoyed of my gadaammn self 😅🙃
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♔sandra. Dec 4
Don’t know if uf it’s because I’m flying out the country in 2 days or wut but holy shit I’ve been a moody ass bitch
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♔sandra. Dec 4
Replying to @jdg2793
Yes bitch, gotta have that full coverage here and in Mexico, alllllll day. I’ve had Sprint & ATT and both were shitty af over there lol
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♔sandra. Dec 4
Can’t possibly make this shit up, this pendejo hahahahaha BOY BYE
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♔sandra. Dec 4
My cousin said that while on vacation she’s waking me up so we can exercise together 🤣🤣
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♔sandra. Nov 30
When your man gets off work early on your day off... 😭 it’s a blessing and a curse,
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Zåy ❁ Nov 29
It's that time of the year again
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broccoli head Nov 29
I hate when I straighten my hair and people say “I like it better curly”. 1, I do too. 2, I didn’t straighten my hair for what you prefer. 3, I didn’t ask your opinion. 4, who the fuck are you lmaoo bye
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♔sandra. Nov 29
You’re playing yourself
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♔sandra. Nov 29
Stop calling yourself “thick”, clearly you’re obese. Gtfo.
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♔sandra. Nov 29
Then gain it all back in March just in time for bathing suit season 😑
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