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Sam Van Haren
Assistant Editor . Host of . Disabled. Raised by two families, The Van Harens of Madison and The Simpsons of Springfield. he/him/his
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Sam Van Haren 2h
Time to watch some wrestling!
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Sam Van Haren 2h
Has kidnapped you? Send a Chastain gif if you’re safe.
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Sam Van Haren 3h
Don Cheadle’s monologue was funnier than anything I’ve seen on SNL in quite awhile.
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Sam Van Haren 3h
Replying to @SamShotFirst
Uhhhhhh... Some MAGA fuck just sent me a Q Anon conspiracy theory video.
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Sam Van Haren 3h
Replying to @MarceloJPico
Oh good god. This has Next Book of Henry/Life Itself written all over it... It’ll be a hell of a KBI episode!
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Sam Van Haren 3h
Replying to @MarceloJPico
Related: HOLY SHIT. I mean it seems like a downer but holy shit.
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Sam Van Haren 3h
Replying to @MarceloJPico
I kept thinking how much better it’d have been if Fisher and Jones had been in the main group instead of Helms and Renner.
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Sam Van Haren 3h
Replying to @MarceloJPico
My biggest takeaway from TAG was that Hollywood really needs to stop wasting her.
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Sam Van Haren 4h
I wish I was cool enough to be above thinking Steven Spielberg is a great director. Oh wait... no I fucking don’t.
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Sam Van Haren 4h
Whenever Ed Skrein pops up in a movie
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Sam Van Haren 4h
I have faith that your daughter will find it one day 🙏🏻
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Sam Van Haren 4h
YEAH DAD
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Sam Van Haren 4h
Replying to @SamShotFirst
Picked up on a bunch of interesting meta aspects this time around. KEANU CAN DIRECT Y’ALL. And I love that he got Yuen Woo Ping to direct the action.
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Sam Van Haren 6h
Spielberg likes GREEN BOOK. A lot of you like FIRST REFORMED. Everyone has their bad opinions.
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Sam Van Haren 6h
MAN OF TAI CHI. Still waiting on Keanu’s second directorial effort because this movie slaps.
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Sam Van Haren 8h
Replying to @MarceloJPico
I’m going to be so happy never watching this movie.
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Sam Van Haren 9h
Replying to @RockieWarAntz
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Sam Van Haren 9h
Made it to the TANGLED world in and it’s awesome. Looks just like the movie.
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