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Sammi Leigh Melville
Author of The Fields, filmmaker, improviser. She/her. I write fiction to tell universal truths - guess that makes me a truthful liar. No unsolicited DMs please.
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Sammi Leigh Melville 26m
Replying to @lilnickylucifer
Yessss only in college did that happen for me. I was so proud of fostering that environment in college (it gave me so much joy to even come home from class and see a friend like, asleep on the couch, waiting for someone to come back), and I would kill to have that now. 😭
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Sammi Leigh Melville 30m
Replying to @ottertitties
I mean, wear it anyway. 🙌🙌🙌
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Sammi Leigh Melville 30m
Replying to @namaferd
I don't need any more sleep than I'm getting 😂 i already go to bed at 10
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Sammi Leigh Melville 3h
Replying to @seanbawhite
I already go to bed at 10, I don't think sleeping earlier would be effective 😂
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Sammi Leigh Melville 3h
Replying to @mattyjamesp
Hahaaa I feel like that's cheating
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Sammi Leigh Melville 3h
Replying to @ottertitties
Still left over from the henna! This cut luckily hides my roots 😂
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Sammi Leigh Melville 4h
Replying to @DantonSix
I wouldn't put it psst my tree to haunt me. I fully expect to wake up to find it towering over my bed.
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Sammi Leigh Melville 4h
Replying to @DantonSix
Brb gonna try it
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Sammi Leigh Melville 5h
Me: "Aw, we should have put them in buckets, and then we could say, "For the movie buff, a movie buffkit!" Coworker: "No."
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Sammi Leigh Melville 6h
Replying to @lilnickylucifer
Thanks! 😊
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Sammi Leigh Melville 7h
Replying to @h_pescod
I appreciate the "5 minutes earlier every day" mentality. 🙌
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Sammi Leigh Melville 8h
Because I don't know how to take a cute picture that actually reflects my haircut, here's a selfie with Christmas lights because they make me smile.
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Sammi Leigh Melville 8h
Replying to @Shawna_Hunter_A
That sounds like a nightmare. 😂
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Sammi Leigh Melville 9h
Replying to @QualityPlums
It's the woooooorst. Not only do I get to be miserable just being here, but then I get to add the misery of being behind on everything and knowing that it's my fault 👍👍👍
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Sammi Leigh Melville 9h
What do you do when you have an extended period of Can't-Seem-To-Get-Up-Before-Noon-And-Be-Productive? What are some things you personally so to break the cycle?
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Sammi Leigh Melville 13h
Replying to @AlexWoodroe
Both 10/10... but it's Charlie's birthday. Sooooo... sorry 😁
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Sammi Leigh Melville 13h
Dear god I want
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Sammi Leigh Melville 24h
Yaaaaas season 4 of Big Mouth, yaaaaas
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Sammi Leigh Melville Dec 4
Replying to @SarahStrix
I never understood NOT peeing in the shower. I mean, you're washing your body, right? I wouldn't pee AFTER I washed my body. I would pee, then wash.
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Sammi Leigh Melville Dec 4
Replying to @DantonSix
FIX ME DANTON
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