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Sam Demaris 👹
Comedian. Actor. Whiskey Brother. Poor White Trash. A*K*A Silly Dee Williams
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Sam Demaris 👹 Jun 19
If is out, can we please get to play Wolverine?!?!
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Sam Demaris 👹 Jun 9
Replying to @sladeham
You're no fun
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Sam Demaris 👹 Jun 9
I vouch for Biarritz
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Sam Demaris 👹 Jun 4
People in L.A. will NOT put gas in your car after they've run it out, but they WILL "pay it forward" at a Starbuck's drive thru for a total stranger.
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Sam Demaris 👹 Jun 4
THE WORLD: You can't connect the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans. AMERICA: Hold my Budweiser @ Panama Canal
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Sam Demaris 👹 Jun 4
This. Needs. To. Happen.
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Sam Demaris 👹 May 20
Replying to @sladeham
Podrick: I'll just marry Sansa and rule in the North by default. Tyrion: 2 out of her 3 husbands are dead and even I've just come short (see what I did there?) of dying myself. You might wanna rethink that.
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Sam Demaris 👹 May 20
Replying to @sladeham
Arya: Not to mention I'm the hardest thing in the seven kingdoms without a dick. Brienne: Excuse me? Grey Worm: It's SIX kingdoms and both of y'all need to stop playin'
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Sam Demaris 👹 May 20
Replying to @sladeham
Jon: I WAS FUCKING DEAD!!! Grey Worm: You better take yo ass to the wall with that shit before you end up dead again.
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Sam Demaris 👹 May 20
Replying to @sladeham
Brienne: I beat the shit out of a guy twice MY size, lost my virginity to the best looking dude in Westeros, and oh yeah, I'm the first female knight EVER. You sat by a damn tree.
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Sam Demaris 👹 May 20
Replying to @sladeham
Sansa: I fed my rapist to a pack of dogs FFS!
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PLeX🇨🇦 May 12
You know your fucked when your taking a test and the Asian guy says "shit."
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Sam Demaris 👹 May 12
More magic. Yes this was done with a smartphone. Yes he is a wizard. Yes I am majestic. Thank you. @ The Bahamas
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Sam Demaris 👹 May 2
This was my cab in Cozumel. I swear Mexicans love metal more than anyone. @ Cozumel, Mexico
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Sam Demaris 👹 Apr 26
Replying to @CutonDime25
You just made people feel the way you're going to feel if you get injured on the field and everybody cheers. SPOILER ALERT: They WILL cheer. NFL and MCU fans don't forget. Good luck.
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Sam Demaris 👹 Apr 26
Replying to @CutonDime25
Not surprised you did this at all. You play for the Bills and misery loves company. You're either a hater or just a plain idiot. Either way, bye.
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Sam Demaris 👹 Apr 25
Replying to @aaronjreiss
And they flat out blew it. Tytus would have been available in round 2
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Sam Demaris 👹 Apr 19
So yesterday was nuts. Got to watch as got their star on the Walk of Fame, then got to watch them destroy thewhiskyagogo and somehow ended up snapping a…
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Sam Demaris 👹 Feb 24
The are very quickly turning into a really good for Marvel. If only Stan could have held on a wee bit longer
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Sam Demaris 👹 Feb 24
Justice has been served
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