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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น
Comedian. Actor. Whiskey Brother. Poor White Trash. A*K*A Silly Dee Williams
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น 5h
So yesterday was nuts. Got to watch as got their star on the Walk of Fame, then got to watch them destroy thewhiskyagogo and somehow ended up snapping aโ€ฆ
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Feb 24
The are very quickly turning into a really good for Marvel. If only Stan could have held on a wee bit longer
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Feb 24
Justice has been served
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Feb 24
Ronald McDonald is a domestic terrorist.
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Feb 22
Just got the news. Can't get over this happening to such a badass dude.
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Feb 19
Replying to @AlwayzInTrouble
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Feb 19
Replying to @whiskey_dreams_
I WAS ASKING FOR A FRIEND!!!!
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Feb 19
The bright side of a lactose intolerance is that is something says "made with real cheese" and you don't feel like crap, you know who not to trust.
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Feb 16
If laughter is the best medicine, laughing at your pain is fucking steroids.
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Feb 4
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Feb 3
Howcome there's never a commercial where someone checks and they're a 550?
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Jan 28
So like... Disco??
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Jan 26
Replying to @natetphelps
I think it was actually
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Rev. Mungle๐Ÿ‘น Jan 26
Happy Birthday to both AND Eddie Van Halen. You're in good company Sam.
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Jan 18
Only would make their best movie for their worst hero. was pretty dope.
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Jan 5
I loved the Venom movie. So much that I loved it when it was called Upgrade.
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Jan 1
Best New Year's ever. Happy 2019 everyone! I relived the best years of my life tonight. I hope you did the same. @ The Forum (Inglewood, California)
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Jan 1
This man is a historical landmark @ The Forum (Inglewood, California)
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God Dec 28
I make this resolution every new year and then donโ€™t follow through but I SWEAR 2019 will be the year I kill you all.
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Sam Demaris ๐Ÿ‘น Dec 29
If drunk people dancing was a sport, I would watch it more than I watch football.
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