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Samantha B
manhattan drinker. intrinsically salty. never ever using ellipses properly. she/her.
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Samantha B retweeted
hilary_buff.jpg 17h
I would’ve lost my motherfucking job right there on camera. A whole sex tape...
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Samantha B 1h
Replying to @xbiscaynebaex
Insubordinate and churlish 🤬
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Samantha B 2h
Replying to @samanthafraser
It’s um..wild..
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Samantha B 2h
Replying to @RJBrasilcdn
I’ll eatttt it..
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Samantha B 2h
Replying to @RJBrasilcdn
Yeah... I hate how pasta gets when overnight in a soup though lol..
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Samantha B 2h
um..these idle tycoon games are certainly branching out
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Samantha B 2h
Replying to @ghostbong_
I’m done fuck their oat milk lol
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Samantha B 2h
Avocado on a bifana now huh???
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Samantha B 3h
Replying to @ZRezz82
I'd say I finish 50% of my Google recipe searches with "Serious Eats" but those videos are awfullllll.
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Samantha B 3h
YouTube keeps suggesting the Kenji Lopez-Alt videos to me and like they aren't wrong but the camera-on-head filming makes me nauseous + listening to him eat that close to a mic at the end is.... no.
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Samantha B 3h
Replying to @_junemake
I think I learned about that in culinary school.. and forgot! (press a copper pan over your meat in the sink??) ...I think I'm just gonna make soondubu for dinner and do steak tomorrow ;)
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Samantha B 4h
...forgot to take skirt steak out of the freezer for dinner. My mom is kicking my ass from across the city.
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Samantha B 5h
He’s handsome so he gets away with chewing all our lightning cables (it’s *only* the lightning cables)
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Samantha B 5h
Yeah soooo to the 10 mutuals who follow this turd: reconsider.
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Samantha B retweeted
🇬🇾🗽Sydette the DreadGorgon🇬🇾 🗽 7h
I don’t ever EVER want hear anyone doubt how petty and evil men in power can be Also it’s wild how persnickety folks are about the messaging of “Defund The Police” While Trump is defunding the Army off a snit fit
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Samantha B 7h
Starting to feel like I'll never fly again.
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Samantha B 7h
Replying to @madhatressTO
wow.....
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Samantha B 7h
Replying to @bella_velo
That's awful, I'm so sorry. ...I lock down all the time because I'm feeling creeped on, I get it <3
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Samantha B 7h
Replying to @tyronemund
...my thought two seconds after this reply was "Twitter" lol.. I think most of my adult friendships are from intros here. Phew.
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Samantha B 7h
Replying to @tyronemund
nahh I go back and forth with private all the time and just forget other people can't see. She said that she found Toronto a very unfriendly city until she got a dog, which.. probably too much of the time yeah lol.
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