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Ryan Galligan
Self-proclaimed comedian and connoisseur of Girl Scout cookies.
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Ryan Galligan Jul 12
Hi pardon me but is there a fucking reason that is no longer functioning? Asking for myfuckingself.
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Ryan Galligan Jul 1
I bought the Xs Max last night as a replacement for my 8+. After an unsuccessful 2 hours of set up at the AT&T store and another 2 hours of attempting from home, a 7a phone call reveals that I can't restore due to a 12.3.2 issue. No fix date from yet either.
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Ryan Galligan Jun 27
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
But they...*checks papers*...yeah but they know more than you.
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Ryan Galligan Jun 24
Replying to @lizzieohreally
I mostly noticed that a large Coca-Cola was only 10oz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Ryan Galligan Jun 21
Replying to @mg
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Ryan Galligan Jun 18
Replying to @mg @Libra_ @calibra
I made the shortcut “CCC” = 👏🏼 so I can emphasize 👏🏼 things 👏🏼 without 👏🏼 having 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 switch 👏🏼 keyboards 👏🏼
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Ryan Galligan Jun 17
I always knew and I would inspire one day.
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Ryan Galligan Jun 16
My wife just finished The Office for the first time earlier this evening. She just turned on Season 1 Episode 1. I love her.
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Ryan Galligan Jun 16
Replying to @Red1327 @antsmarching
Well apparently day drinking then being jealous of a set list will make you skip the first line of a tweet. Solid show!!!
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Ryan Galligan Jun 15
Replying to @antsmarching
The Maker happened with Bob Weir at The Greek in Berkeley ‘16.
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Ryan Galligan Jun 13
Replying to @KRock_19 @bryz_blue
Delete your account.
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Ryan Galligan Jun 3
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Ryan Galligan Jun 3
Replying to @MikeDrucker
...and you’re like, REALLY proud of your grandpa for doing something outside of his comfort zone but hope no one knows it’s your grandpa and he never does it again. Ever.
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Ryan Galligan Jun 1
Replying to @fakecarreras
What’s the worst thing they could say? Things are better of this way.
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Ryan Galligan May 31
Replying to @havalajava04
Well there’s no fuckin’ horseshoes. I’ll tell ya that much.
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Ryan Galligan May 31
Replying to @havalajava04
You know I’m not one to make enemies, but no. This is the best Horseshoe in Springfield. Corner Pub. Fight me. Please. Guns r loaded. HOLD ME BACK GUYS (you’re lucky they’re here to hold me back, pal).
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Ryan Galligan May 31
Replying to @havalajava04
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Ryan Galligan May 16
Replying to @delseccoj @KarlTheFog
Thought this was a scene from last week’s GoT.
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Ryan Galligan May 15
Those little round Tostitos with the medium queso. I will eat my weight in them and my weight goes up when I eat them help my my blood is cheese I can’t stop.
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Ryan Galligan May 12
Right but I want to see this chart with Weeds. I’m tellin ya man...
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