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Ryan Boyd
what piece of cosmo sex advice most haunts your waking hours
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Ryan Boyd 18 Apr 19
Replying to @ryandroyd
it’s about to get SLAPSTICK AS FUCK IN HERE
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Ryan Boyd 18 Apr 19
Replying to @ryandroyd
dump beer on his stupid fucking face tbh
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Ryan Boyd 19 Apr 19
Replying to @ryandroyd
forbidden sex technique:
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Ryan Boyd 19 Apr 19
Replying to @ryandroyd
so far i think my favorite piece of advice in this thread is "jam a fork into his ass like he's a fucking veal piccata. that'll show him"
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Sarah Gailey 18 Apr 19
Replying to @ryandroyd
There was one that advised to give a blowj whilst Gently Tugging Upon the Ball Hairs and I have never ONCE managed to make it Work
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Ryan Boyd 18 Apr 19
Replying to @gaileyfrey
who DOESN’T like getting their pubes yanked by an attentive yanking pardner
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Lauren Panepinto 19 Apr 19
Replying to @ryandroyd
2 words: Grapefruit Blowjob.
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Ryan Boyd 19 Apr 19
Replying to @Planetpinto
definitely heard “grapefruit blowjob” in my head to the tune of “Jukebox Hero”
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Ryan Boyd 19 Apr 19
Replying to @tabitj
for a bracing afternoon experience, let the blind idiot god who chews on̢ the ̡c͢eǹter͜ of ̀t̡ime chew̡ on your͟ f̀o͘r͡es̸kin͜ ́toơ ́trus̵t m͡e͏ ͢i͟ţ'ş ̸gr҉eat͢
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