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Ryan Boyd
what piece of cosmo sex advice most haunts your waking hours
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Replying to @ryandroyd
The Fruit Smoothie, no question.
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Ryan Boyd Apr 18
Replying to @newageamazon
ohhh oh the one with the Whooshing??
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maggie tokuda-HOWLING AT THE FULL MOON Apr 18
Replying to @ryandroyd
put a donut on a dick, eat the donut off the dick which
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george kittle is my dad Apr 18
Replying to @ryandroyd
it gave instructions on how to twist your man’s dick like it’s a pepper grinder
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Ryan Boyd Apr 18
Replying to @emteehall
cosmo tip: Gnaw
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Ryan Boyd Apr 18
Replying to @TheKevinfinity
sex tip: bully a dude’s dick like it’s the asthmatic kid at summer camp
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Ryan Boyd Apr 18
Replying to @ryandroyd
it’s about to get SLAPSTICK AS FUCK IN HERE
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✨37 days ✨ (βŒ’β–½βŒ’)β˜† Apr 18
I just started to lose my mind over just knuckling a dude like a bowling ball
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Ryan Boyd Apr 18
Replying to @LeGingerNinjer
when i’m about to fucking get it
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Felicia "Ray" Davin Apr 18
Replying to @ryandroyd
(J made up a little melody for "baby bird" and when I mentioned this, even though it has been 15 years, he immediately sang it)
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Sarah Gailey (on hiatus) Apr 18
Replying to @ryandroyd
There was one that advised to give a blowj whilst Gently Tugging Upon the Ball Hairs and I have never ONCE managed to make it Work
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Calypso Sage Apr 18
Replying to @ryandroyd
OPE
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Ryan Boyd Apr 18
Replying to @LeGingerNinjer
the curse of midwestern nice is that i’ve definitely, definitely said β€œope” in a sexual context at some point
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Ryan Boyd Apr 18
Replying to @gaileyfrey
who DOESN’T like getting their pubes yanked by an attentive yanking pardner
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Ryan Boyd Apr 18
Replying to @ryandroyd
dump beer on his stupid fucking face tbh
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Foz Meadows Apr 18
Replying to @ryandroyd
oh god there was one about a fuckin β€œice and fire” bj and I SWEAR it wasn’t GoT related but it DID involve putting ice cubes in your mouth and somehow holding them there WHILST giving head and I can’t remember what the fire part was meant to be but I suspect wax was involved
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✨37 days ✨ (βŒ’β–½βŒ’)β˜† Apr 18
β€œShove a frog in his peehole”
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Ryan Boyd Apr 18
Replying to @LeGingerNinjer
the ol’ croakhole
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Mara β€œGet Rid of the Nazis” Wilson Apr 18
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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