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Rubén
Yeezy taught me. Founder & iOS Developer . iOS Engineer at Citigroup
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Tim Long Feb 12
CONVERSATION I JUST HAD: ME: Two Thin Mints please GIRL SCOUT: That’ll be $10. Or you can get four boxes for $20! ME (gentle): Um, that’s not a savings GIRL SCOUT (NOT gentle): NO ONE SAID IT WAS ... ME: Four boxes would be great.
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Rubén Feb 10
Replying to @AmazingDanielle
Perfect emoji for her 🔮😄
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Rubén Feb 9
Replying to @parrots
My local laundromat’s washers and dryers all take Apple Pay so it’s certainly possible
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Rubén Jan 26
Audi Select: Audi's Car Subscription Service 😆
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Rubén Jan 23
No one told me Firewatch was creepy 😰
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Rubén Jan 23
Replying to @CronoCX
Tried it, didn’t like it.
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Rubén Jan 21
lol what a joke this is
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Rubén Jan 21
I did not just spend 40 min trying to get my terminal to look nice.. I didn’t..
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Daniel Beard Jan 18
Me: *going through TSA taking my laptop/iPad/etc out of my bag* TSA agent: *sees stickers on laptop* "ok put everything in it's own container so it's easy to handle just like in the cloud ok?" Me: was ... was that a docker joke? Him: I'll be here all night
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Rubén Jan 13
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Rubén Dec 15
Replying to @edricvb
Yikes. Nope.
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Rubén Dec 13
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Seth Abramson Dec 7
Individual 1a Coming soon to an indictment near you, according to *checks notes* EVERYONE
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Clifford Vickrey Jun 28
“Amazon Headquarters” should be one of the disasters you can pick in the next SimCity
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Rubén Nov 13
Lol @ Florida’s Bay County allowing people to vote by email
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Elon Musk Nov 10
Replying to @elonmusk
Makes me so mad when smart, ethical scientists I know are accused of publishing climate papers for “grant money”. They earn 🥜 vs their other opportunities, but give that up to help world. But their accusers make billions by slowing down clean energy. Which is more credible?
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Rubén Nov 6
Dems got the house thank god. Russia-gate is gonna get REAL
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Rubén Nov 5
The real news here is that the 2017 Surface Pro is significantly slower than an iPad Air 2 from 2 0 1 4
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Seth Abramson Nov 4
RETWEET if you SUPPORT Democrat Andrew Gillum for Florida Governor.
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Seth Abramson Nov 4
RETWEET if you SUPPORT Democrat Stacey Abrams for Georgia Governor.
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