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Showerthoughts
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The official Twitter account for reddit's /r/ShowerThoughts, run by its moderators! Follow us on Tumblr: showerthoughtsofficial.tumblr.com
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In Harry Potter, a simple counter to Expelliarmus would be to wear a wrist strap. #Showerthoughts redd.it/6nlp3z
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Shaving your head is the "You can't fire me because i quit" approach to male pattern baldness. #Showerthoughts redd.it/6nmmb5
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If a movie has 3/5 rating, I might watch it but if it has 6/10, I'm not touching it with a ten foot pole. redd.it/6nlixv
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No one has ever been in an empty room. #Showerthoughts redd.it/6nkshw
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Before cameras were invented no person had ever seen themselves with both eyes closed #Showerthoughts redd.it/6nlys9
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I know my wife loves me and appreciates all I do, but I think if I did nothing else but kill spiders she'd be happy with that.
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My cat must think I'm an idiot when I walk around in the dark and can't see anything. #Showerthoughts redd.it/6nkhev
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Telling someone they have a face "Only a mother could love" is an even worse insult if they were raised by two gay dads. #Showerthoughts
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Gang violence going down is the opposite of gang violence going down #Showerthoughts redd.it/6nkp01
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You know you've made it in life when you forget it's payday #Showerthoughts redd.it/6njsbj
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We should have a worldwide holiday where lights get shut off for an hour to see the Milky Way galaxy. redd.it/6nklzx
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While Amazon is growing, the Amazon is shrinking #Showerthoughts redd.it/6nj1in
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"In a little bit" is how you say "fuck off" to children. #Showerthoughts redd.it/6nhp9q
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Drones are just kites for millennials #Showerthoughts redd.it/6njb4w
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I'll be slightly disappointed if there isn't a nightclub in San Francisco named San Fran Disco. #Showerthoughts redd.it/6nj75q
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As a 34-year-old, I've lived the same amount of years in two different millennia. #Showerthoughts redd.it/6nhsmk
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I would pay good money to have a car horn that would specifically honk at the car behind me. #Showerthoughts redd.it/6ngdr0
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If you sent your past self winning lottery numbers, your only reward is knowing your a filthy millionaire in an alternate time line.
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Amazon.com should have a "I already bought that stop showing me ads for this" button #Showerthoughts redd.it/6nie9r
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Half of Blink 182 would be Wink 91 #Showerthoughts redd.it/6niljc
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