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Ronny Pascale
comedian, musician, comedic musician, heartthrob. Book me for your podcasts and writing: BookingRonny@gmail.com
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The FDA has found contamination in 21% of ice cream after the 2015 listeria outbreak. On hearing the news, Haagen-Dazs decided to halt their new flavor, Slow Death by Chocolate.
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Ronny Pascale 17h
The FDA has found contamination in 21% of ice cream after the 2015 listeria outbreak. On hearing the news, Haagen-Dazs decided to halt their new flavor, Slow Death by Chocolate.
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I would care more about the 2020 Democrats if even one of them had a dragon.
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Follow me on Instagram because I need even more validation.
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Replying to @V1Tervitused
hey im from connecticut and i....fully agree.
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Replying to @shamusotoole27
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I would care more about the 2020 Democrats if even one of them had a dragon.
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Ronny Pascale Apr 24
The FDA has found contamination in 21% of ice cream. In other news, there's a new Ben and Jerry's flavor: Baby's Got Bacteria.
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Ronny Pascale Apr 24
Replying to @LokkerSG
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Ronny Pascale Apr 24
The FDA has found contamination in 21% of ice cream. In other news, there's a new Ben and Jerry's flavor: Baby's Got Bacteria.
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Ronny Pascale Apr 24
Replying to @dougathan
I'll give you likes.
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Ronny Pascale Jan 1
I forget but don't forgive. I'm always angry but never know why.
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Ronny Pascale Sep 25
An Escape Room but it’s your bed and all you have to do is defeat your crippling depression.
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Ronny Pascale Jan 10
Whenever Facebook and Twitter suggest new friends, I hear the voice of my mother saying “why don’t you go outside and play with Henry. You have twelve mutual friends!”
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Ronny Pascale Jan 21
Me, staring at my watch: Look at the time! My watch: STOP STARING AT ME. I'M SELF CONSCIOUS.
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Ronny Pascale Jan 12
Today I met a constipated detective named "No Shit Sherlock".
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Ronny Pascale Apr 24
Reports say that Kim Jong-un ordered the execution of four offiials over failed US summit. Not to be outdone, Trump tweeted at four officials over failed North Korean summit.
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Ronny Pascale Apr 5
I know when a person isn't racist because they always say "i'm not racist but...."
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Ronny Pascale Apr 22
My life coach is making me sit on the bench.
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