Ronan Lyons Jun 18
Crowd: "We would like to ride one of your unicorns." Irishman: "I'm sorry, unicorns don't exist. Horse or rhino, take your pick." [Repeat for 3 yrs. Eventually...] Sajid Javid to crowd: "It's ok, I got this." To Irishman, slowly: "WE WANT A UNICORN. WE HAVE (rubs fingers) MONEY."