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Isabelle Lauren
Writer of erotic romance; blogger; bi, but happily married; mother of two. Discovering my sexy side. I don't auto follow back. 18+
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Isabelle Lauren 30m
Replying to @RomanticIsa
Just to clarify: I'm at work so can't assess the package myself. They will have to wait till I am home.
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Isabelle Lauren 31m
Kid: A package arrived, it may be my Kindle, can I open it? Me: Sure, go ahead. Hubby: Erm, it doesn't feel like a Kindle. Me: Better wait
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Isabelle Lauren 33m
The challenges of a sex toy tester: you can't tell your kids they can open up your packages anymore in case it's sex toys. πŸ˜‚
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Isabelle Lauren 39m
Replying to @hedonism789
Good morning! Hope you have a fab day!
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Isabelle Lauren 2h
Sex toy review: Rocks Off RO 80mm bullet vibrator.
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Isabelle Lauren 4h
Replying to @TheCaraSutra
Hurray, that is great news!
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Isabelle Lauren 6h
Replying to @NakotaWastes
Well, we all have to start somewhere, right?
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Isabelle Lauren 14h
Replying to @richard_almgren
Did you count them afterwards to make sure they were all still there?
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Isabelle Lauren 14h
Replying to @richard_almgren
That's what I should have said! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Isabelle Lauren 15h
Replying to @richard_almgren
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Not really my philosophy though. I had to explain to him what a condom was the other day. Did it in the vaguest terms possible.
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Isabelle Lauren 15h
I haven't had any issues with my identity but I haven't made any commission yet, so can't comment on that.
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Isabelle Lauren 15h
Haven't made my commission of those links yet, though...
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Isabelle Lauren 15h
I have. They don't send out any toys unless you post lots of reviews on their forum, but I use their affiliate links for toys I buy myself.
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Isabelle Lauren 15h
Replying to @richard_almgren
Whereas my 8yo will not stop asking questions until I have answered him fully. He smells a brush off a mile away.
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Isabelle Lauren 16h
Replying to @CoffeeAndKink @Doxy
Y'all have to stop torturing me with the Doxy!
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Isabelle Lauren 16h
Exactly! Even saying "sorry, we found someone else" or "sorry, we've changed our mind" is better than nothing.
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Isabelle Lauren 16h
Replying to @richard_almgren
Oh yikes! I live in fear of my 8yo discovering my - not very well-hidden - stash of sex toys.
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Isabelle Lauren 16h
Replying to @LuvbunnySL82
That's a good idea!
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Isabelle Lauren 16h
Replying to @LuvbunnySL82
True, a year ago I didn't own any sex toys. I feel like I have done well in such a short period of time.
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Isabelle Lauren 16h
Replying to @RomanticIsa
And yes, that is my very modest collection of sex toys, minus one or two. You can tell I am just a beginner. 😊
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