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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈
Writes erotica; likes to talk about sex; happily married; bi. Dick pics are blocked. I only respond to DMs from women. (18+) (She/her)
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 17h
Spending a lovely couple of days away with my husband and it’s so lovely to reconnect. Leisurely dinners without kids, lie ins without feeling guilty, long breakfasts without rush: heaven! And of course the sex! Wild, amazing, fun. Was much needed...
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 22h
Replying to @lh_lorah
Congratulations, what amazing news! So happy it was a more positive experience!
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 20
Replying to @Miss_Jezebella
This is so true and it’s infuriating that the media still paints people on benefits as lazy grifters. Most poor people are harder working than any rich person living off the investments their parents have passed down to them.
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 18
Replying to @A_M_Harding
Ugh, hang in there!
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 18
Replying to @A_M_Harding
That’s lovely, enjoy! When do you start your new job?
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 16
Replying to @FrankiCookney
Not really an immune-boosting tip, but if your toddler (or anyone else for that matter) is coughing a lot during the night, a cut up onion next to the bed makes breathing easier. Makes the house stink, but it does work.
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 16
Replying to @insistentwinter
I agree! I have one RL reader. Without Twitter I wouldn’t have persevered with my erotica.
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 16
Replying to @RomanticIsa
My son does not use they/them pronouns, but the NHS uses them for all reminders as the messaging service won’t know the gender of the child. If the NHS can do they/them singular right, then so can you. It’s not that difficult.
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 16
Today I got an automated message from the NHS to remind me of my son’s upcoming hospital appointment. β€œAre you the parent of X? If yes, please press 1.” β€œWill they be attending the appointment? If yes, please press 1.”
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 15
Treated myself to a super cute, super short haircut. I absolutely love it!
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 14
Replying to @EA_unadorned
My dog woke me up at 6:20, so I was out walking him at 6:30. Decided to stay awake after that, but I haven’t been too productive yet.
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 13
Replying to @LuvbunnySL82
Lots of hugs. Hope things get better soon xx
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 13
I feel seen 😳, although I really don’t have my life together. I just hate smudged glasses.
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 13
Replying to @ShWomenstore
Reading other sex bloggers’ reviews they seem to suggest the DiGiT is really deep and rumbly, but that wasn’t my experience...
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 13
Did you see I finally reviewed the DiGiT? I seem to be alone in my views on it though...
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 12
I finally published my review of the DiGiT!
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πŸ–€ Darling Nikki πŸ–€ Sep 11
Heyyyy did you know I have a Dropbox full of naughty NSFW pics, gifs and videos? Also an OnlyFans page with 200 photos And if you dig what I do, consider shooting me a tip on Paypal and receive a sexy Thank You in your inbox :) nikki@loveisafetish.comπŸ’‹
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 10
Replying to @RomanticIsa
Will also get back to editing my erotic novel for self publication.
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 10
I’m surfacing after weeks/months of working on my novel. Time to get back to blogging and clear my sex toy review backlog and write some thoughts (seems like I’ve only posted reviews in a while).
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🌈 Isabelle Lauren 🌈 Sep 10
Love the new profile pic! 😍😈
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