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Allison Robicelli
D-list celebrity chef, entrepreneur, author, polymath. Large portion of my career has been an elaborate practical joke. Disruptor of your mom.
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Allison Robicelli retweeted
Andrew Cassady Dec 11
Christmas Episodes🎄📺 The Office - S2:E10 S3:E10&11 S5:E11 Always Sunny - S6:E13 New Girl - S1:E9, S2:E11, S4:E11, S6:E10 How I Met Your Mother - S2:E11, S4:E11 Friends - S2:E9, S3:E10, S5:E10, S7:E10, S8:E11, S9:E10 Brooklyn Nine-Nine - S1:E11, S2:E10, S3:E10, S4:E10
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Allison Robicelli 8h
NOTHING HAS EVER MADE ME AS RANDY AS I AM RIGHT NOW.
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🧙🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️👩🏾‍🚀🌍 10h
I suspect that people who want in on certain real estate deals want to put the remembrance of urban renewal far out of their minds (to justify their actions).
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Allison Robicelli 13h
When your husband’s lush, shiny hair picks up the reflection of the Christmas lights. @ Baltimore, Maryland
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Allison Robicelli 14h
Replying to @Rouxde
Trump's plan for Baltimore.
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Allison Robicelli 15h
Ok Baltimore, how we all feeling about this.
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Allison Robicelli 15h
In our house we call it the breadbutt.
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Allison Robicelli 17h
Replying to @chrisecrowley
THANK YOU.
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Allison Robicelli 18h
This will go in my cookbook about foods that look like wangs that promised to co-author.
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Allison Robicelli 19h
Replying to @pete_wells
FYI I'm taking my kids to a Michelin restaurant in DC for Christmas and I'm pretty sure that it's going to be a total disaster so I'm trying to find the humor in it ahead of time. After they deal with Toby, any criticism they ever get will seem like a rave review.
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Allison Robicelli 19h
Think should produce a buddy comedy where Pete and I backpack through Europe with nothing more than a Swiss army knife, a road map from 1972 and $50 American.
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Allison Robicelli 19h
This entire bullshit system is designed to keep true visionaries like myself at least 100 yards away from their awards. Hopefully Matt will almost die again in 2019 so I can get another shot.
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Allison Robicelli 19h
I just checked because I figured this could be a funny practical joke that would cost me $150, but it looks like the got rid of the humor category! did this intentionally to keep me out of his fancy person awards show!
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Allison Robicelli 19h
Replying to @AlienDay426
Last night Toby ate 4 baby potatoes.
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Allison Robicelli 19h
Replying to @pete_wells
I'm wondering if I should submit it to the Beards.
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Allison Robicelli 19h
SO NSFW.
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Allison Robicelli 19h
Replying to @pete_wells
Sometimes if I think about Pete and sit really, really still, I can feel him right next to me. You guys should try that.
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Allison Robicelli 20h
Replying to @girl_onthego
Just make your Gmail public. Merry Christmas everyone!
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Allison Robicelli 20h
FYI this piece is approved, & I'm pretty sure he thinks it's the best thing he's ever read (better than Cats!). He didn't actually say that out loud, but I could tell from his aura. We weren't actually together at the time, but I can sense his aura through email.
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Allison Robicelli 20h
Replying to @girl_onthego
You should post every single one of them. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
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