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Allison Robicelli
D-list celebrity chef, entrepreneur, humorist, bestselling author, polymath. Lady behind the curtain and . Disruptor of your mom.
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George Wallace Sep 19
Replying to @MrGeorgeWallace
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Justin Brannan Sep 19
Please do call my office. I would be more than happy to tell you the truth about Marty Golden.
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Allison Robicelli Sep 19
Replying to @KeithPandolfi
You and her dad would love each other. He’s like you, but taller and from Buffalo.
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Allison Robicelli Sep 19
We lost Sally this afternoon. Thank you all for praying for our friends — the family we chose. Go hug your kids and everyone else you love, because pure love was the defining quality of…
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Allison Robicelli Sep 19
Replying to @guarnaschelli
You might be able to find essential oils you can blend to smell like coffee and a donut.
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Allison Robicelli Sep 19
I'm not even reading this. I just want to preserve the headline.
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Allison Robicelli Sep 19
Replying to @brettmartin
Baby Bear is a waste of space. Meanwhile Herry, Telly and all the GOOD Muppets need to fight for airtime.
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Allison Robicelli Sep 19
Update on Sally. Prayers still appreciated.
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Allison Robicelli Sep 18
These are good friends of ours and we are scared shitless. If you have any sort of religion prayers would be appreciated.
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Allison Robicelli Sep 18
If it wasn’t for the fact that gerrymandering has destroyed our democracy I’d actually be impressed by this.
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Allison Robicelli Sep 18
did you know about this? It’ll be so much easier to murder people when you go home!
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Allison Robicelli Sep 18
Replying to @MissesDoe
Surprisingly there was very little thought in that!
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Allison Robicelli Sep 18
Replying to @SimonBlaby
It’s in cut up newspaper letters like a serial killers diary
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Allison Robicelli Sep 18
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Allison Robicelli Sep 18
Food challenge where if you keep your balls submerged in a piping hot crock of French onion soup for ten minutes you get a free T-shirt and your picture up on the wall.
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Allison Robicelli Sep 18
Replying to @SteveOsterweil
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Allison Robicelli Sep 18
Replying to @AaronBr44923086
PROBABLY
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Allison Robicelli Sep 18
Replying to @hillarydixler
Hoo boy. Treatments are hit or miss. Very brutal. Because you don’t know exactly what you have (common with autoimmune), you’ll be guinea pigging it. Try to talk them out of putting you on Methotrexate if they suggest that.
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Allison Robicelli Sep 18
“One of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water” That was the best take they could get.
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Allison Robicelli Sep 18
There’s something oddly beautiful about Ted Cruz in that he is 100% the absolute worst at literally everything ever.
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