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Allison Robicelli
Humorist, writer, polymath. etc. Buy my cookbook/memoir! It's a good time!
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Allison Robicelli 7h
I have a lot of things to say about KC and a personal experience I had with that book, but I just took a sleeping pill so none of those things will make sense. But eventually those things will be said!
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Allison Robicelli 7h
I’ve never heard a single creepy sex thing about .
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Allison Robicelli 7h
Replying to @robicellis
“Oh my god this murder is so gross! Now lay this plastic sheet across the crime scene so I can lay down and ‘become’ the murderer! That’s not a weird thing to do at all! Totally legit FBI tactic!”
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Allison Robicelli 7h
Replying to @RedTamara
High Dancy is overacting and has two emotions. Lab staff is straight out of any generic show. Fishburne is a composite of every action movie FBI boss ever. Also it seems all these serial killers operate in the greater DC area.
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Allison Robicelli 7h
I’ve finally gotten around to watching Hannibal and this show is ridiculous. What the hell were all you people going crazy about.
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Allison Robicelli 8h
Exactly. It’s like they see something break on the news, then just type “Bourdain” into Google. They could easily Google, like, at least two more names.
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Allison Robicelli 8h
Replying to @iskandrah
WOWZA.
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Allison Robicelli 8h
You didn’t follow the conversation. For years and years if any mainstream publication needs to turn their attention to food, they call him for a quote. Only him. The media needs a more diverse pool of talking heads. Or just more than one talking head.
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Allison Robicelli 8h
Replying to @tkretchmar
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Allison Robicelli 8h
Replying to @iskandrah
I would watch Lainie Kazan eat yogurt for 90 minutes if I could.
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Allison Robicelli 8h
Replying to @tkretchmar
I think you need to turn on TBS right this very second so you can learn to shut the fuck up.
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Allison Robicelli 8h
Replying to @kenwheaton
But Zohan is on TBS!
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Allison Robicelli 8h
Replying to @kenwheaton
And why are you watching that?
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Allison Robicelli 8h
Replying to @AmusingMyBouche
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Allison Robicelli 9h
Replying to @TheBlackHoof
I somehow got looped into one between clueless men and vegans. It’s been a day.
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Allison Robicelli 9h
This might be a controversial option, but it is undoubtably the correct one: Don’t Mess with the Zohan is hands down the best Adam Sandler movie.
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Allison Robicelli 9h
My quibble isn’t this particular issue. If you go to certain websites every 5th article is about his opinion on whatever is happening in the news. No one else. Just him. That’s not his fault, though. Media needs to seek more diverse voices.
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Allison Robicelli 10h
I’m in town January 4th if that affects anything.
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Allison Robicelli 10h
I am the Matrix.
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Allison Robicelli 10h
SUCCESS! Keep living that best life!
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