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Allison Robicelli
D-list celebrity chef, entrepreneur, humorist, bestselling author, food writing fancy award nominee, “difficult” woman. Not here for your malarkey.
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Allison Robicelli 1h
The rage I experienced when I read that. just went on the black list along with Walmart.
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Allison Robicelli 2h
Replying to @jonkauffman
Did he look like this?
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Allison Robicelli 2h
I feel like I’ve heard this sort of story about before. Worth the read as there’s not one, but TWO things that will make you hate this company.
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Allison Robicelli 15h
Replying to @ryancnelson
Every day of my life has been preparing me to one day go toe-to-toe with a carny.
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CableACE Awards 17h
Wow. We are still way better than the
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Allison Robicelli 17h
Replying to @ryancnelson
Call some of your SF buddies, raise some money, and the Nelson-Robicelli Snack Shack will seriously fuck some shit up at that fair.
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Kaveh Akbar Jul 17
One of my favorite moments from ’s new book: “Put down that gun, you need a sandwich.”
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Allison Robicelli 21h
Replying to @milkkarten @alex_beggs
Fish in the microwave.
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Allison Robicelli Jul 18
I love how many texts I got about this this morning. You people KNOW me.
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Allison Robicelli Jul 18
Replying to @DalyPies @WhiteCastle
I know. Condos. As always.
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Dan Wilbur Jul 17
Trump could have made the jerk off motion after every question in Helsinki and it would have been better than what he did.
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Brett Martin Jul 17
Everybody should occasionally be confronted with the name of this football team, out of context, just to see how they feel.
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Allison Robicelli Jul 17
Places with a lot of hype almost never live up to it, which is why I had the lowest possible ones for this place last night. Oh, what a fool I was. Believe that hype. Believe every single…
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Allison Robicelli Jul 17
Because there’s always room for more venomous spiders.
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Allison Robicelli Jul 17
Replying to @robicellis
I know America will find a way to go lower, but I don't know how yet. But we will! We always do!
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Allison Robicelli Jul 17
Do you guys realize that a few weeks go we were LITERALLY putting children in cages, and yet still that was not rock bottom for us.
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Anthony DeVito Jul 17
Who among us hasn't misspoke on the world stage in a way that says the exact opposite of what we meant
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Allison Robicelli Jul 17
Replying to @KeithPandolfi
Idea: tapas joint called Sips & Noms.
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Allison Robicelli Jul 17
I REALLY want to see what sort of experience this newspaper is looking for. More than that, I want to know what they’re paying.
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Allison Robicelli Jul 17
Guys, I don’t know about you, but I’m starting to get sick of all this winning.
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