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Rob Beckett
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Matt Forde 17h
The system is designed by and for people who drift through life on mummy and daddy’s wealth and connections. They’ve got no idea how hard it is to have to graft for every millimetre of personal development.
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Kore~Queen 17h
Replying to @imbue_enfp
Okay none of it sounds as funny when you just quote it from memory out of context. They literally have the candle there and it’s FUNNY. Comedians are FUNNY. I am dying over here 😭😂 I still can’t get over Katherine Ryan just spread eagle on the table announcing it’s clean 😂
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Kore~Queen 17h
Replying to @imbue_enfp
But it’s like if you’re cooking toast, and you smell toast, good. But if you aren’t cooking toast, and you smell toast, you need to call a fucking ambulance.”
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Kore~Queen 17h
Replying to @imbue_enfp
Rob Beckett: “that’s a spa weekend away, fresh out of the bath Vagina smell. I want a 3am at the club Vagina.” 😂😂 “Don’t get me wrong, I love a vagina. But the smell isn’t my favourite part.” Phil: “it’s all about context. If a vagina is present, the smell is welcomed. -
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Kore~Queen 17h
Replying to @imbue_enfp
The moment Katherine Ryan just casually puts her legs up on the table and asks Phil Wang to come be the judge I FUCKING DIED 😂
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Kore~Queen 17h
I’m sorry but we can’t be friends if can’t sit through 15 minutes of what does my vagina smell like? jokes on 8/10 cats. Because some celebrity made a candle that apparently smells like her vagina. That was the funniest segment I have seen on a comedy show in a long time 😂🤣🤣
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Off The Kerb Aug 13
Last chance to buy tickets for this TONIGHT! Stunning line up of Jo Brand, and Tickets on sale until 7pm! Show starts at 8.30pm!
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BBC The One Show Aug 10
Parenting podcast gurus and join us on Wednesday and want to help you with your parenting dilemmas! From potty training and first words to dealing with moody teenagers, post your questions below or send them into TheOneShow@bbc.co.uk.
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joey page Aug 6
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Beckett & Widdicombe's 'Lockdown Parenting Hell' Aug 5
🚨 NEW LOCKDOWN PARENTING EPISODE OUT NOW!! 🚨 With the brilliant comedian and presenter Available here;
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Rob Beckett Aug 4
New episode available now. Our guest is my wife -
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PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲 Aug 4
Londoners aren’t rude, you’re just a pussy 😂
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Rob Beckett Aug 4
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Rob Beckett Aug 1
A dream come true
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Matthew Ashton Jul 29
Well, it has been my lucky night; Two helpings of the delicious , served with a side of the hilarious and . Sian you will be pleased to hear I say ‘antwacky’ too! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Check it out people!
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Rob Beckett Aug 1
Last few tickets available!
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Tom Read Wilson Jul 29
Today the wheel of our lexical automobile is steered by the one and only . I am endlessly tickled by this heavenly gentleman, and never more so than here! Oodles of love. Here lies podisode linkage x
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Beckett & Widdicombe's 'Lockdown Parenting Hell' Jul 28
🚨 NEW LOCKDOWN PARENTING EPISODE OUT NOW!! 🚨 With the brilliant comedian and presenter Available here;
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Rob Beckett Jul 27
Replying to @P_Wicks01
🏴‍☠️🦜🍆
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Celebs Go Virtual Dating Jul 27
Tonight's the night! 🤩 Our Celebs are in the digital agency and ready to get dating! 💻❤️ 10pm, E4
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