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Random Octopus 2h
I feel that way about Carvana...”So we’re going to build a huge vending machine...of cars!”
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Random Octopus 2h
Replying to @Cyber_Cox
Buuuuut....we had a firewall!
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Random Octopus 15h
Replying to @NorthShoreNine
Not a terrible idea.
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Random Octopus Sep 17
I live near a . They do *a lot* of real estate and other type seminars. Not a stable source of rental income at all.
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Random Octopus Sep 17
Replying to @rationalwalk
For the free beer!
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Random Octopus Sep 17
Replying to @smada_bb
Maybe they can trade for a few more all stars and make it back to .500 next year!
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Random Octopus Sep 16
Who would lie about that...
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Random Octopus Sep 16
2019: Where more dudes would rather *become* female than learn how to interact with one.
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Random Octopus Sep 15
Yeah- I have them all and have listened to almost every podcast.
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Random Octopus Sep 15
Yeah- I kind of wanted to hire him so I could learn his process but I figured it would be way too much $$$. I am def a fanboy.
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Random Octopus Sep 15
Replying to @blackroomsec
Defense in depth IRL.
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Random Octopus Sep 15
I think it was just the patty for both. It doesn’t seem right though for that big of a cal difference.
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Jordan Harbinger Sep 15
You'll never know what your pet named you.
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O.J. Simpson Sep 15
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Random Octopus Sep 15
Oh yeah- very easy choice. But wow it’s crazy to see them side by side. So. Many. Ingredients.
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Random Octopus Sep 15
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Random Octopus Sep 15
Replying to @alansmodic
Lol no way any system would have blessed with all that talent in one place.
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Random Octopus Sep 15
Replying to @Rugged_Legacy
Nah- this new world is awesome. I identify as a German Shepherd and can pee on the sidewalk now.
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Random Octopus Sep 15
Hire a professional to help.
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Random Octopus Sep 15
Replying to @JackPosobiec
They forgot a zero at the end of 19.
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