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rjd Jun 14
Is it... haha... I meant to say we went fish hunting and finally got a chance to rebuild that old Ford transmission on the boat.
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rjd Jun 14
A walk on the beach is the perfect setting bro. It's where we had the "masculine hygiene" talk about a "not so fresh feeling... down there". That's when I learned that, a toolbox is where a daddy keeps his douche bags.... And a spare for his son... Drakkar Noir™ or brut™.
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rjd Jun 14
His favorite toy when he was a kid. A Steely Dan Frisbee.
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rjd Jun 14
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rjd Jun 14
Medication, second opinions and redrafts of his last will and testemant, are so cliche and boring. This wild man looks like he could use a pack of non-filtered menthols and some grain alcohol.
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rjd Jun 14
, in light of (hypocrite or not ) becoming wealthy after an arthritic anticapitalist campaign. I have this. "In my buddy's motherland, they have a phone app where you go on dates by swiping left. In the USA, during election time, THE LEFT SWIPES YOU!"
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rjd Jun 14
Replying to @psychdr100
Didn't things play out just like this in the Gulf of Tonkin?
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Blanche Garcia Jun 14
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Yakov Smirnoff Jun 14
It’s so weird that I need more twitter followers. I escaped the Soviet Union because I didn’t want to be followed!
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rjd Jun 14
Replying to @Yakov_Smirnoff
In Soviet Russia KGB follows you.
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rjd Jun 14
Replying to @megagenesiz
When a beautiful lady picks a flower, one can't help but wonder if the flower picked them...
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rjd Jun 14
I thought gramma was the only one who went in bear ass.
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Dirt Road Queen ♡ Mar 29
The most important thing you’ll see today
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rjd Jun 14
Replying to @Jizzmun @NotDomxx
Plus some antique wood for when you grip and sip.
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rjd Jun 14
Instead of scoring a dub, I will soon be scoring a Tub.
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rjd Jun 14
Yeti with flipflops
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rjd Jun 14
Replying to @PageSix
The dude is like "show me the minge" nowadays.
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rjd Jun 13
Replying to @chonk09
What's lame is that the first thing an undescended ball sees is your mouth.
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rjd Jun 13
When you came out of the closet. The closet had a closet.
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rjd Jun 13
When your high school votes you "Most Likely to be eating dinner in the bathroom"
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