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River
Hi! I'm a female German Shepherd! This is my life! Since I don't have opposable thumbs, my human dad does the tweeting and hashtag games. πŸ˜œπŸ•β€οΈ
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PC399 Jon Holt 7h
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Ross McCulloch Aug 18
Everyone loves cheetosπŸ˜‚
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Blonde Lady Cop Aug 18
I had a bad day a few days ago so I just watched this 104 times.
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River 8h
Resist? Yeah, you brought the Borg into a political innuendo discussion! 😳
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River 8h
I have this creepy urge to blame all of my problems on someone else's emails. 😱
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River 8h
It's for "Creeoy" Casserole. (I'm having a "creepy" covfefe spelling moment! Help me! 😱)
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River 8h
Yeah, Cream of Mushroom. Totally creeoy. Never dream of letting that in our house. πŸ˜‡ 😳😱😡
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Susanne Driehuis 8h
Hey goodmorning sweet beautiful friends how are you doing this 😘❀🐾🐾
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River 8h
I'm more of a soup or hero type of person. Yeah, I'll save the baby from the burning.... OMG! Is that cream of chicken?! Yes, please!! 😜
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River 8h
Joan Jett - Bad Reputation via Which Blackheart were you? πŸ–€
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River 9h
It's still 2am here but the weather is expected to be perfect. Will probably head down the trail by our house again. πŸ™‚
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River 9h
Replying to @trumpanzeetamer
So cute! You're going to start getting a "she cares" reputation if you aren't careful!! Call forth your spirit animal!! 😬
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River 9h
Replying to @trumpanzeetamer
Wasn't sure how to give back a haunted ball to a ghost. πŸ€”
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River 9h
Replying to @trumpanzeetamer
No, it helps tummies. Slows things down to stop the runny, well, you know.
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River 9h
Replying to @trumpanzeetamer
New round of antibiotics started about 9 hours ago. Vet gave us enough for 3 weeks. Hopefully, this does it.
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Finn for change 22h
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River 9h
Replying to @trumpanzeetamer
Making a lasting impression on the real world when you are a ghost should make you very proud! πŸ˜‰
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River 9h
Replying to @trumpanzeetamer
Hahaha! I've always wanted to use that GIF but was waiting for the perfect opportunity. You nailed it! πŸ‘πŸ˜β€οΈ
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River 9h
Replying to @trumpanzeetamer
Unfortunately, I now know how to spell quadrotriticale. I probably pushed some other word I already knew how to spell out, like heel. πŸ˜¬πŸ™„
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River 9h
Replying to @RiverGSD
Quadrotriticale was said on Star Trek. Quadrotriticali was the correct answer. Never said. 29% got it right. 😈😜
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