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loud & obnoxious don’t @ me she/her
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The bachelor makes me insecure about my shoulders like everyone’s shoulders look so good on here.
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And you are getting upset bc you had to google the word transparency bc you haven’t read a book since high school....
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I wish it was socially appropriate for me to just recommend therapy to my coworkers. Like you clearly aren’t handling you self imagine well, have you talked to a professional lately? “Are you calling me crazy?” Yes. But so am I. The difference is I get help /1
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Today at work some older lady gave me the uninvited advice through a Skype chat message that I should use words that “communicate with ALL kinds of people” because I used the words “transparency” and “tldr” and she had to google what they meant...okay Karen
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I can’t believe I have to live every day. It is so exhausting
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scientific fact that technology can smell observation-related fear.
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I lit had a moment today where I realized me and Ryan’s 10 year wedding anniversary is next year. Maybe we will get wedding rings by then 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
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Eva Victor
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you are either following the bachelor or the caucus but either way you are watching a pete get attention he does not deserve
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austin walker
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the bartender at this uno's pizzeria is taking my phone and saying he has to do 'quality control' on my tweets before i send them. normal democracy.
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xX_bonkey-bong_Xx 💀
@2hu_crunchwrap
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im just very happy biden is having a bad night
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Omg thanks so much I worked hard on it
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Pete buttigieg more like Pete BuTT-igueg
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curvy jo march
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My neck
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Skimbleshanks
The Railway Cat
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Has no one realized that buttigieg starts with butt
That’s it that’s the whole joke
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Me interviewing at the Iowa caucus:
Some kid with pimples: “I just really like [Biden’s] policies.”
Me: “Name one policy.”
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Steadman™
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caucuses are just youth group lock ins for democracy
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I can’t stop thinking about this open window nap I’m about to take when I get home
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Three weeks until I’m in the Disney
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The Lama is just two celebrities in a trench coat #MaskedSinger
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sounds like he is desperate enough to humiliate himself on TV by singing in a turtle costume for money then. pretty on brand imo
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