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Rhodri Marsden
Vapid Response Unit. Writes words on demand, plays tunes (Scritti Politti, Dream Themes, Prescott, Lost Crowns.) Not the unworst person you've never not met.
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Rhodri Marsden 7h
Replying to @therealsoundhog
Incredible.
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Rhodri Marsden 7h
Replying to @petepaphides
Let’s hear it for the one-chord song.
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Rhodri Marsden 7h
Replying to @PaudgieORourke
Indeedy.
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Rhodri Marsden 7h
Replying to @davidclewis
I know that toilet! Great toilet.
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Rhodri Marsden 8h
Replying to @davidclewis
An old toilet in a decrepit outhouse.
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Rhodri Marsden 8h
Replying to @prodnose
Heh. I didn’t mean as a Guilty Pleasure – I just didn’t fully realise until I heard it recently on the radio in a cafe in Surbiton. And I looked it up, and of COURSE they wrote “How Will I Know” for Whitney, I mean of COURSE they did.
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Rhodri Marsden 8h
If every relationship was like the one pictured in the video for “Waiting For A Star To Fall”, the human race would have become extinct by now through sheer smugness.
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Rhodri Marsden 8h
Replying to @mattleys
Totally useless at word games, Bert.
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Rhodri Marsden 8h
As I approach the hugely attractive age of 47, I’m finding it a lot easier to admit my fondness for the song “Waiting For A Star To Fall”, although the video can suffocate in a pit of slurry, obvs.
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Rhodri Marsden 8h
It could be called “Are You Seriously Telling Me That Qindarka Is A Word”
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Rhodri Marsden 8h
I had to give up on that because of the unrelenting beatings I was being dealt out by my mother.
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Rhodri Marsden 8h
I yearn for hours spent in the street with a whip and top.
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Rhodri Marsden 8h
Replying to @indiaknight
Containing the equivalent of 8 pence. Cheers!
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Rhodri Marsden 12h
Paul from entertaining the folk of East London in his ace new bar.
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Rhodri Marsden 14h
Replying to @ratbanjos
You’re welcome to borrow it.
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Rhodri Marsden 14h
Replying to @ratbanjos
I prefer to use a wooden ruler, like my father did, and his father before him.
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Rhodri Marsden 20h
Replying to @AliCatterall
I might be missing a joke, but I’m sure there were adverts back in the day that clearly showed people CRUMBLING THE CUBES WITH THEIR FINGERS
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Rhodri Marsden Sep 18
I started playing Words With Friends a few years ago as an occasional diversion. Now it’s lining up games for me with people I don’t know called Pam and Zoe, and challenging me to beat imaginary people called Homeroom Heidi and Bus Driver Bert, and it feels like a full time job.
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Rhodri Marsden Sep 18
Replying to @ed_son
Yeah, I saw it earlier, and where the woman said "Hello Possible" I replied "Fuck you."
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Rhodri Marsden Sep 18
Man alive. That Easyjet advert. I hope Buddy Holly sues from beyond the grave.
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