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Rhodri Marsden
Vapid Response Unit. Writes words, produces sounds, plays tunes (Scritti Politti, Dream Themes, Lost Crowns). Not the unworst person you've never not met.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 14
Replying to @Catherinellis
I’m not sure it’s even in the top 300, but thank you.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 13
The desperate tone of Jimmy Wales's emails pleading for Wikipedia contributions has started to border on self-parody.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 12
I’m afraid we’re all out of that, but we could do you an omelette.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 12
I quite enjoyed Dermot Murnaghan quietly advising Isabel Oakeshott how to pronounce “recalcitrant”
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 12
Replying to @johncwdicks
DAMN. Foiled again
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 12
Replying to @Snow_Whyte1
I may have been excessive in my demands
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 12
Twitter should use image recognition tech to allow me to mute people with avatars of a) a bulldog b) a car c) an England flag d) a coat of arms e) a bird of prey f) e) a balaclava f) Guy Fawkes / Anonymous mask g) a motorbike h) an EU flag with a red line through it i) an idiot.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 12
Sky’s Kate McCann reveals that the world has gone mad.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 12
Replying to @huwstephens
Whoo-hoo!
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 12
The breaking news from Sky is that Adam Boulton bought some porridge.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 11
Replying to @mofgimmers
Me too. I’ve tried. It’s nowhere near as good as him.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 11
Right now, there is nothing more soothing than this video of Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh making a sandwich. It stands up to repeated watching. In fact, this may be all I do from now on.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 10
Replying to @number37
Mince pie. I know.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 10
Replying to @twirlingteacups
Clare, she puts ICING SUGAR ON AN OMELETTE
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 10
Replying to @coleyportions
Spencer! There were only five. No-one really gave a shit so they stopped commissioning me. The mobile phone one is my fave, I think.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 10
I’ve just rewatched the episode of Fanny Cradock’s 1973 series where she makes a mincemeat omelette. It’s a deeply harrowing bit of Christmas television.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 10
A blameless pop group, never did any harm to anyone.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 10
I’m watching BBC Parliament and turning the air purple with extremely colourful language.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 10
It is making my life 8% less tedious.
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Rhodri Marsden Dec 10
Replying to @Sathnam
All I want is to have a nice time.
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