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The Relevant Organs
China’s soft power vanguard, rectifying your thought since 2010.
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The Relevant Organs 16h
This sucks. We were just finishing the pitch for our show, "Cadres in Cars Getting Cognac".
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The Relevant Organs Oct 18
Those damn kids cabbaged our car AGAIN!
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The Relevant Organs Oct 16
Replying to @jack
We'll loan some engineers if he needs them.
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The Relevant Organs Oct 16
Buttons for "Invite for Tea", "Purge" and "Never Seen Again" would improve our social media workflow substantially.
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The Relevant Organs Oct 9
Presidential candidate friends, if you hold the debate, we'll buy another 600,000 tons of U.S. soybeans. One-time offer.
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The Relevant Organs Oct 8
We dislike renegade provinces on principle, but we would have enjoyed recognizing sovereign Michiganistan and negotiating favorable trade terms for a continued supply of Buick Regals.
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The Relevant Organs Oct 8
Hear, hear! Comrade, the Central Party School invites you to Beijing to give our annual Edgar Snow guest lecture. Please follow us (on Twitter, as you already do in your heart) so we can DM you the details!
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The Relevant Organs Oct 8
If you call it a “people’s democratic dictatorship” you’ll hear from our lawyers, Senator.
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The Relevant Organs Oct 7
When we tell our mistresses we were only out for a late-night hot pot.
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The Relevant Organs Oct 7
Replying to @relevantorgans
It was hard enough maintaining social stability without everyone knowing about the time he punched through Wen Jiabao's window and challenged him to a shirtless push-up competition at 3 AM. Had to shut down Weibo for a couple days while we cleaned that one up.
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The Relevant Organs Oct 7
We blocked Twitter specifically so that the world would never find out about Hu Jintao's fondness for PCP. Just saying, American friends.
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The Relevant Organs Oct 6
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The Relevant Organs Oct 5
BREAKING: In shock announcement, President Trump embraces socialized medicine.
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The Relevant Organs Oct 5
Always cover your mouthpiece with a mask.
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The Relevant Organs Oct 5
It’s true that learning Chinese characters is a huge pain and consumed our entire childhoods, but on the bright side, no capitalization.
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The Relevant Organs Oct 3
October 4, 2020: All media outlets are forbidden to report or promote rumors that an airplane carrying Vice President Pence and his family crashed in Saskatchewan.
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The Relevant Organs Oct 2
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The Relevant Organs Sep 30
Replying to @nathanattrill
No. Her Douyin is awesome. But classified.
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The Relevant Organs Sep 30
Replying to @relevantorgans
To be fair, our tea auntie was a professor of international relations at Renmin University until she spoke out of turn at a Party conference.
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The Relevant Organs Sep 30
All our analysts, the intern and the auntie who pushes the tea cart in our office predicted it would go "off the tracks".
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