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Laura Roald
writer, theatre artist, kiddo-wrangler extraordinaire
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Laura Roald 5h
Morning drop-off at Kidlet’s new school.
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Laura Roald Sep 16
Parent level unlocked: able to steal socks from your children
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Laura Roald Sep 15
Quoth Kidlet: Mama! They made a Pez you! Me: My eyes don’t glow orange. Kidlet: Maybe not all the time.
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Schooley Sep 15
It think the truly damning thing with Kavanaugh’s confirmation isn’t that Republicans didn’t believe his accusers, it’s that they actually did and thought it wasn’t disqualifying behavior.
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Angela Chen Sep 12
I have been thinking a lot about this Marge Piercy poem, which begins with "when I was young, I believed in intellectual conversation":
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Laura Roald Sep 13
That’s my baby!
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Laura Roald Sep 13
And as usual a little disturbing
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Mother Jones Sep 13
Counting calories to stay fit? There's a trillion little problems with that.
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Laura Roald Sep 13
Watching a segment on with my 9yr old, she remarked “Wilbur Ross looks like Slappy. Especially the mouth. I asked “Who’s Slappy?” “The creepy doll from Goosebumps. You don’t see it? Look it up,” So I did. Yikes.
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Off Center VT Sep 13
The Stranger Festival comes to Off Center NEXT WEEK! Four plays in one night exploring Strangers and Strangeness - opening Thursday! Link for tickets on the OffCenter website (see bio)
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Laura Roald Sep 13
No Kitty. Trampoline is for Human.
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Lauren Halvorsen Sep 12
There is a Jeopardy category tonight called "Canadian TV Shows" and if one of the answers isn't Slings and Arrows I will sue
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Laura Roald Sep 12
I’ve decided you aren’t going to work today.
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Laura Roald Sep 11
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Laura Roald Sep 9
Okay, last of the back to school clothes, I promise. Show inspiration. I can’t believe I made this far in life with only two Brontë themed t-shirts.
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shauna Sep 8
He’s trying to take away our cheese. We ride at dawn.
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Laura Roald Sep 9
Quoth Chickadee: AHHH! Get that book away from me! It’s scary! It looks like the bottom of my soul! Me: The bottom of your soul looks like a Greek Chorus? Chickadee: Is that what that is? Me: Yes. Chickadee:…
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Wajed Ahmed Sep 7
idk what the cat is going through but same
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Pat Kelly Sep 7
The most 🇨🇦 thing I’ve ever seen.
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Laura Roald Sep 7
Oh hello there. I am Smoot. Laura named me and her plastic rat skeleton after her favourite clowns. Like you do. I am sitting on Laura’s desk to remind her that Saturday nights are for doing the work you didn’t…
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