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Redatt
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Redatt Apr 14
Replying to @DTL
My shed has broken crap and dubious fungi.
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Redatt Apr 14
Made a new friend.
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Redatt Mar 30
Replying to @DTL
Slowly? Pfft, amature.
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Miles Mar 21
Fred, the last ship's cat in the Royal Navy, once received a disciplinary notice for "disgraceful behaviour" at a fishmarket.
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Redatt Mar 7
one might wish
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Redatt Feb 17
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Redatt Jan 2
Those wld be years of joy, right? Because if I had a friend strong enough to literally carry me whilst smiling about it ...
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Redatt Jan 1
I do hope all your blue ears are happy.
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Redatt Dec 31
I know, it's so difficult to fit a truely accurate description of his enormous failings into just 140 characters.
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British Humanists Dec 30
Congrats to Norway, which is disestablishing the Church of Norway on 1 January. Separation of church & state – a great start to the New Year
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Redatt Dec 30
Replying to @isihac
dispensing a vigorous slap to side of set in order to restore vertical hold. Modern TVs have evolved to be thinner in defence.
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Redatt Dec 29
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Tracy King Dec 29
We're now watching Stewart Lee's 'political correctness gone mad' bit
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Redatt Dec 26
It's not the most elegant hood ornament I've ever seen, but it certainly makes a statement.
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Redatt Dec 26
Replying to @NovaWildstar
So lovely!
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Redatt Dec 25
Has failing pres elect considered possibility of a nuclear winter offsetting the consequences of the Chinese Hoax?
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Redatt Dec 24
You know you've hit rock bottom when you find yourself procrastinating by reading articles about how stop procratinating and get shit done.
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Swear Trek Dec 23
I didn’t ask… but now I want to know more
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Redatt Dec 23
Sometimes I think humanity has far too much time on its hands.
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nañi Dec 21
-"Is it because I'm ugly?" -"Yeah, it is" honestly, this video had me screaming.
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