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Konjo
Reader, parent, teaching assistant and person who writes stuff down. Aspiring to be bilingual. Mi lernas Esperanto malrapide.
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Konjo Oct 17
Replying to @DTL @pzmyers
Adorbs!
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Konjo Oct 16
Replying to @dakegra
My shock was derailed by horror as I realized that so have I. Rectifying now.
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Konjo Oct 15
I am celebrating my eldest child's 18th and P. G. Wodehouse's 136th with 'a thoughtful cup of tea'
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operation spoopy dog Oct 13
here is an important sculpture of a man getting kicked in the dick by a centaur
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Konjo Oct 5
Replying to @fraze76
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Konjo Sep 17
Replying to @fraze76
Quite well. Cowboy pue for dinner.
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Dr Lauren Gavaghan Sep 10
A letter to Jacob Rees-Mogg. "Standing at the pick-and-mix counter in a sweet shop, only choosing the fizzy snakes."
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manwhohasitall Sep 10
Some encouragement for men thinking of becoming male comics from my book. Don't let being a man hold you back.
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Konjo Sep 10
Replying to @fraze76
Maybe this evening.
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Konjo Sep 10
Replying to @fraze76
Nah.
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Konjo Sep 5
First day back at school for me šŸ˜• At least is a non-teaching day.
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Konjo Sep 3
I'm watching Norsemen. I'm not sure what I was expecting but this is fabulous.
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Konjo Sep 3
Replying to @fraze76
Ta. Tomorrow is my last day off.
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Oor Deb Aug 30
David Davis says Scotland cannot remain both in the EU & the UK What's your preference Plz RT widely
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Konjo Sep 1
This is Mr Crumble Topping. We have an arrangement: I feed him and and he doesn't murder me in my sleep.
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Goth Shrimp Emoji Aug 30
imagine having such little interest in seeking out original stories about girlhood by women that you remake LORD OF THE FLIES with girls
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Nick Pettigrew Aug 31
Black Power doesn't scare me, you sexpest veal calf. It only scares racists. White Power scares the bejesus out of me, though.
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Konjo Aug 31
Replying to @redatt
I survived trim.
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Konjo Aug 31
Replying to @NovaWildstar
*Whispers* she's coming for me next ...
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Prof Alastair Driver Aug 29
Dear I know the USA floods are serious but why are the worse floods in Bangladesh not your top headline?
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