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Konjo
Reader, parent, teaching assistant and person who writes stuff down. Aspiring to be bilingual. Mi lernas Esperanto malrapide.
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Neil Gaiman Dec 12
In Aziraphale’s bookshop. There’s a little area of Books by one of his favourite authors, and a…
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Morris Bright Dec 11
My wife refuses to believe anyone else sits down studiously with the festive fortnight and uses highlighters to mark out favoured shows and films. If you do too, please RT. Thank you.
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Konjo Dec 11
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Raphael Bob-Waksberg Dec 7
Every actor who acts in a Woody Allen film should be asked at every interview, “Do you not believe Dylan Farrow or do you just not care?”
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Konjo Dec 1
3 of 5 stars to When the Bough Breaks by Jonathan Kellerman
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Konjo Nov 29
Replying to @fraze76
Full of cold. Desiring winter hibernation.
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Samuel Johnson Nov 24
Time Magazine just call’d, saying I would probably be nam’d Man of the Year 1765, but would have to agree to an Parley and an Etching, and thus I did take a PASS
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Konjo Nov 22
Replying to @fraze76
Sure, why not. Terrible nutrition though, obs.
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Konjo Nov 22
Replying to @3liza @pjie2
I look forward to the day when the Houyhnhnms finally defeat the yahoos and build a more stable world.
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Konjo Nov 21
Replying to @fraze76
Sadness.
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Konjo Nov 20
Replying to @fraze76
Did you not par boil them first? Sounds like it would be a nice alteration.
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Channel 4 News Nov 15
The seaside town of Grimsby voted overwhelmingly to leave the European Union, but now faced with the prospect of hefty tariffs and import duties, it’s now asking for special dispensation for its vital seafood industry.
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David Gorski Nov 15
Placebo effects are not some sort of magical "mind over matter" healing ability of the body. Indeed, there's far less there than meets the eye.
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Julie Blommaert 👩🏼‍🔬 Nov 1
Who calls their cat Toxoplasma gondii
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Kate Willett Nov 11
Call me old-fashioned, but I want a man who will protect me like I'm the reputation of a guy he's never met
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shing yin khor Nov 9
I wrote this comic over three years ago, before the refrain “believe women” felt particularly common. The Nib published it anonymously. I feel okay claiming it now. Thank you, to everyone who has spoken.
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Skeletor Nov 6
Why do I have a skullface? Because I once saw 3 mins of Mrs Brown's Boys & had to immediately dunk my head in a vat of acid to try & forget
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Konjo Nov 6
Staff room v. v. cold rest of schl lovely and warm. It's a conspiracy to prevent us taking longer than 10 mins for lunch.
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Richard Kelly Nov 6
Two extinct Dinosaurs spotted in corridors of power.Harrassaurs and Grabasaurus.
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Konjo Nov 5
What has my life become? I'm reading advice on how to write and manage a better t'do list.
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