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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 9h
Lies! Kampala Harris says my crimes are committed in plane site! She’s lying! My crimes are ALWAYS hidden! ALWAYS!!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ 22h
So what if I let 10,000 ISIS prisoners escape in Syria? Prisoners DON’T HAVE WEAPONS, so they CAN'T attack us!! And when they do attack us, I'll put STRONG economic sanctions on them! Will cost each ISIS fighter MILLIONS! Loser Obama never tryed sanctions!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Oct 14
EVERY time MY motercade goes anywhere, I see Hundreds of Democrat protestors. Yelling at ME! Sad! But MANY of these protestors are MILFs! Very attractive! Very Hot! Why don't Republicans have Any MILFs?? I asked Melania. She didn't know. She just stared at me...
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Oct 13
My Generals keep interupting ME to tell me American Special Forces are currently coming under AN INTENSE artillery attack by allies in Syria! AS SOON AS I finish playing golf, I'll find out more. So far I'm 47 over par! Best Game EVER! Going to hole 3 now...
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Oct 12
Just left a meeting with MY lawyers! I wore a red tie! They said when this new evidence comes out --- I'll be impeached! Something about mental instability! NO!!! I CAN'T be impeached! I should be Worshipped! I'm the CHOSEN one!! The King of Kings! I;M STABLE!!!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Oct 11
IM VERY ANGRY!! VERY!! Just found out I DIDN'T win the Nobel Peace Prize! I WANTED IT! This is Bullshit!! They better change there minds and make ME the winner! Don't they know I've got 10,000 Nuclear Missiles! And unlike Lazy Obama, I'm not afraid to use them!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Oct 10
WHY should I help the Kurds? Kurds didn't help us in World War II! Kurds DIDN'T help us with Normandy! ALL our European allies - England, Canada, Japan, Germany - helped us tremondously at Normandy! They even met Americans at the beaches! WHERE WERE THE KURDS?!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Oct 9
GREAT NEWS! Only 25% of Republicans want to Impeech ME! I did the math...That means the remaining 87% of Republicans DON'T want me impeeched! Its NO SURPRISE that 25% of Low-IQ Trump voters want me impeeched! Everyone knows these idiots are extreamly stupid!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Oct 7
Turkey was WARNED! In my last call to Turkish president Erdogan, I asked him to investagate Joe Biden! The lazy Turks DIDN'T DO IT! So now I'm ordering ALL US troops out of Northern Syria! Turkey can fight terrorists, ISIS, the Kurds, and Norway ALL BY ITSELF!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Oct 6
Why won't the Corupt Fake News blame Low IQ Rick Perry for my crimes?! Its NOT MY FAULT that I bribed Ukraine to interfere with the 2020 US election! Dumb as a rock Rick Perry made me do it! Rick Perry says stuff and keeps outsmarting me! Treason!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Oct 2
My so-called general says I CAN’T get MY moot full of alligators to stop immigrants! Thats Bullshit! Armys have used Moots around castles & borders for Millions of years!! JUST ASK FINLAND! And MY army doesn’t use alligators?! OMG! The commander in chief of MY Army is an Idiote!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Sep 30
No Body told me this, but I KNOW who the whistleblower is!! I figured it out - ALL BY MYSELF! Is the whistleblower MY Secret Service Agent Dave?? Dave follows ME around all the time!! Staulking? AND Dave has witnessed many of MY crimes! Arrest for Treason???
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Sep 27
FakeNews says I spelled the word "Liddle" wrong! Im a stable Genous! So I KNOW I didn't spell it wrong! Thats how you spell LIDDLE! Like when I say "Im a Liddle Tee Cup!" (I say that phrase everyday!) And LIDDLE is spelled WITH a hyphen! If you take out the hyphen, your an idiot!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Sep 26
Just found out Ukraine recorded conversations of ME bribing Ukrainien President Zelensky! Ukraine, if your listening, do ME a favor! DON'T release the tapes!! We can work out a GREAT deal! Money! Missiles! I can even send US troops to fight for you! Just DON'T release the tapes!!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Sep 22
I hurt my knee! Thats OK. Because I found some pain medication! Over 300 pills! In a brown bag! But Sometimes the pills make ME lose my concentration! I like ducks! Especially the round ones with feathers! BTW...Where is Idaho? Does ANYBODY know???
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Sep 19
Because of ME - your favorite president - and MY Adminnistration, drug prices are down for the first time in almost 50 years! Meth, cocaine, heroin - even LSD! These drugs have never been more affordable! Your welcome!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Sep 16
So ANGRY! At my National Security Breefing about the Saudi Arabia thingy, My Low-IQ generals tried to tell ME that Iraq & Iran are TWO different countries! They kept saying that even AFTER I corrected them & TOLD them that Iraq & Iran are the SAME country! Idiots!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Sep 13
The Secret Service is terible! Just now - I woke up from My nap and I stepped on a Lego! HURTS Like HELL!! Before I took my nap, I ordered My Secret Service Agent Dave to clean up My Legos! (I'm a GREAT builder btw). But Dave DIDN'T clean them up! And he had 5 Hours! I HATE Dave!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Sep 12
Melania feels very strongley about her son Baron. She seems to like it a lot. She says she's had it for 13 years! But I never noticed it until yesterday. I heard her talk to it! And it talked to her!
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Donald J. Trump                             ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Sep 10
Just fired National Security Advisor John Bolton! He's a Traitor!! He NEVER followed MY orders! When I ORDERED him to give Putin a list of My CIA agents, Bolton refused! When I Ordered Bolton to Nuke the hurricane, Bolton didn't do it! Now -thanks to Bolton- Alabama is in ruins!!
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