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Donald J. Drumpf
A 100% classy Trump parody account. Tweeting under the family name since May 2013. since June 2013. Media inquiries: donalddrumpf@gmail.com
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Donald J. Drumpf 33m
EVERYTHING I DID WAS TOTALLY APPROPRIATE! BUT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE MUST NEVER FIND OUT WHAT IT WAS!
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Donald J. Drumpf 59m
THE DEMOCRATS ARE GOING BONKERS JUST BECAuse I may (or may not) have committed a small amount of treason, which would be highly appropriate if within the recommended daily allowance! TOTALLY LEGAL AND TOTALLY COOL. Unless Joe Biden did it. Then no way, Jose.
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Donald J. Drumpf 1h
Many people are saying I should be impeached immediately but Pizzagate Seth Rich Benghazi Obamaphone Carlos Danger!
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Donald J. Drumpf 4h
Absolutely ridiculous! Why would a judge think that the thugs I hired to beat people up could think I would ever condone them beating people up!
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Donald J. Drumpf 5h
I have a very big and powerful button!
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Donald J. Drumpf 14h
But they did BAIL OUT the Trump International Hotel by paying for lots of room nights that they didn't really need, so .
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Donald J. Drumpf 15h
Who the hell is ? He's definitely no Tim Apple!
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Donald J. Drumpf 18h
Somebody's doing the bribing.
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Donald J. Drumpf 18h
Ukraine, if you're listening.
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Donald J. Drumpf 21h
No need to worry!! The Voice of America is is mandated by law to be objective and balanced in its reporting, just like my Department of Justice is a department of "justice." LOL.
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Donald J. Drumpf 22h
I'm a billionaire but you can't see my taxes! I'm a genius but you can't see my transcripts! I'm not committing treason but the whistle must not be blown!
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Donald J. Drumpf 23h
As I said to the new Ukrainian President: “Nice country you’ve got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.”
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Donald J. Drumpf 23h
Many people are saying I should take climate change at least as seriously as Melanie takes Barron smoking e-cigarettes!
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Donald J. Drumpf Sep 20
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Donald J. Drumpf Sep 20
THE WHISTLEBLOWER IS HIGHLY PARTISAN! OBVIOUSLY PRO-AMERICA!
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Donald J. Drumpf Sep 20
I asked Rudy to use “misprision” in a sentence and he said at this point a Presidential pardon is the only way he’s going to do that. Maybe I pronounced it wrong.
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Donald J. Drumpf Sep 20
Many people are saying the world is becoming so hot that Rudy Giuliani is melting down!
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Donald J. Drumpf Sep 19
I could shoot somebody on Fifth Avenue and Bill Barr would be totally cool with it!
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Donald J. Drumpf Sep 19
It is time for American universities to start taking DICTATION!
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Donald J. Drumpf Sep 19
This will all blow over when Corey Lewandowski goes on the show and tells America I have nothing to hide!
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