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Donald J. Drumpf
A 100% classy Trump parody account. Tweeting under the family name since May 2013. since June 2013. Tip jar:
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Donald J. Drumpf 5h
Maggie Haberman is right! Hope Hicks is always troubled by existential questions. She would often ask me: “Why am I here?” “Are you sure this is legal?” And, “Why are you handing me another bag of rubles?” I would always tell her, “Thinking’s OK, Hope. Just keep your mouth shut.”
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Donald J. Drumpf 7h
I've started a movement!
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Donald J. Drumpf 7h
The Japanese Sumo wrestlers I met today are incredible athletes. They said if I just lost a few pounds and toned up a little, I would totally be able to compete in their sport!
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Donald J. Drumpf 9h
Replying to @RealDonalDrumpf
Does this 🏆 make my 🖐 🤚 look tiny?
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Donald J. Drumpf 9h
Thank you, coal miners and truckers! By sacrificing your pensions, the rich and corporations will be able to continue to enjoy the YUGE tax cuts I have given them.
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Donald J. Drumpf 11h
Replying to @RealDonalDrumpf
I could totally have lifted the 70-lb trophy by myself. I just didn't want to!
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Donald J. Drumpf 20h
I told the Japanese I wanted to pardon some war criminals this . They asked if they were guilty of waterboarding. I had to remind them that’s only a war crime if they do it to us. Konnichiwa!
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Donald J. Drumpf 20h
Sumo wrestling today! Prime Minister Abe has asked me to present the Winner's trophy to the Best Fat Man in Diapers! I told him I may have to keep the trophy for myself.
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Donald J. Drumpf 21h
I AM A NEXTREMELY STABLE JENIUS! (remixed from art by )
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Donald J. Drumpf 23h
I had to wait to lock up my competition before I could launch TrumpiLeaks™!
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Donald J. Drumpf May 25
Now that Rocket Man is making fun of me again, many people are saying I have an even lower-iQ than Joe Bidan. But John Voite loves me so I’d say I’m doing OK!
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Donald J. Drumpf May 25
Thank you, Joan. So nice! I'm sure America will listen to you even if Angelina thinks you're a senile embarrassment!
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Donald J. Drumpf May 25
Thank you, Jon Voight for saying what many, many of the fake accounts on Facebook have been saying until being VERY unfairly deleted by Facebook's so-called "anti-bot" software: "DONAL TRUMP is best President for Mother Country since Abram Lincolnoff!"
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Donald J. Drumpf May 25
V. Putin is very smart!
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Donald J. Drumpf May 24
TWELVE MORE YEARS!
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Donald J. Drumpf 6 Jan 18
I'm a With a very big penis I tell you Russia is a ruse So just ignore the news Sloppy Steve says there's treason In the files Bob Mueller's seizin' My AG won't protect me But I have Graham & Grassley So if you need someone to pillory Take another look at Hillary!
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Donald J. Drumpf May 24
Even Alfred E. Neuman thinks I’m smart! Listen to “Mayor Pete” explain how I used my Daddy’s money to get out of Vietnam (this is different from the time I inherited Daddy’s money and cheated “Uncle Sam” out of hundreds of millions—which was also v. smart!)
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Donald J. Drumpf May 24
There is no need for anyone on the White House staff to testify before Congress but I have asked Kellyanne, Sarah and Mercedes to join me today to testify about how calm I was during my meeting with Nancy and Chuck. TELL THEM I WAS CALM. TELL THEM!
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Donald J. Drumpf May 23
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Donald J. Drumpf May 23
I have asked Attorney General Bill Barr to investigate the oranges of the investigation into why my campaign was spied by Julian Assange who tricked my high quality son Don, Jr. into accessing websites illegally and posting hacked information on Twitter. Espionage!
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