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readerjane
Mother, reporting analyst, fanfic writer, all-around geek.
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readerjane 7h
Replying to @HrishiHirway
Glad you found it!
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The Wombat Resists 14h
One of the better things I did for my mental health was decided that my body was a generally good-natured pet that was trying her best and there was no more point getting mad at her for failing to do stuff than getting mad at Hound for not being a racehorse.
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readerjane 9h
Replying to @UrsulaV
That can get you kicked out of Narnia.
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readerjane Nov 17
Replying to @lightgetsin
Go get’m tiger!
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readerjane Nov 16
You just gotta close the seat.
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Adrian Tchaikovsky Nov 16
The problem with ‘never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity’ is that those two things are not mutually exclusive.
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readerjane Nov 15
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Sassparilla Nov 14
I’ve got 99 problems, and being direct could solve most of them but the idea of confrontation is completely terrifying and makes me want to crawl in a hole and die. Anyways thanks for inviting me to this rap battle, I think it’s going really well.
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readerjane Nov 15
I am so. Fucking. Tired. of people telling me, “You agreed to comply with X,” when I have fucking EVIDENCE that we agreed on Y. So tired.
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readerjane Nov 15
Dear Guppy, I don’t have access to data for Side B of the business. I don’t know who does. I said this the very first time we talked. Pay attention.
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readerjane Nov 15
Seriously, Guppy? You IM’d me three minutes ago, asking for my attention, and you’re STILL typing your question?
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Quite Interesting Nov 14
The Sexy Lamp Test was devised by comic book writer Kelly Sue DeConnick to assess the role of female characters in fiction. If you can remove a female character and replace her with a sexy lamp with a post-it note on it, the writer has failed.
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readerjane Nov 14
Replying to @rynogeny
They’re using voter IDs in cereal boxes now? What about cracker Jack? 🤪
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readerjane Nov 13
WheeEEEeeeEeEEeeee.
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Rebecca Mix says GIRLS OF PAPER AND FIRE out 11/6! Nov 11
someone write me a book where some little girl summons a demon bc she’s lonely and wants friends and the demon is pissy at first but then he starts to like the tea parties and having his makeup done and vows that if anyone hurts his small, fragile human he’ll devour their soul
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readerjane Nov 11
Replying to @lightgetsin
Or cats have a water fountain that recirculates the water until Son changes it. We bought it years ago when one of the cats liked drinking from the tap so well that he refused to drink from an ordinary dish anymore.
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Andrew Peterson Nov 11
"I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend." --Faramir in THE TWO TOWERS. Very grateful for those who have defended the peace I enjoy today.
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readerjane Nov 11
Replying to @sepinwall
Yup. Book Reacher is someone who has to work hard NOT to be intimidating.
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readerjane Nov 8
I saw another gathering on my way home from work in the Western Chicago suburbs. I waved and gave them thumbs-up.
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readerjane Nov 8
Replying to @lightgetsin
Versicherungwiedertrauma?
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