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Richard Carter
For those who missed Abe, key points: 1) Things aren't great but nowhere near as bad as elsewhere. 2) Stay home and we'll reach a peak in 2 weeks. 3) Worst eco crisis since WWII, I'm throwing wads of cash at it. 4) Don't panic buy toilet paper, you muppets. 5) It's *not* lockdown
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Gaspode TWD Apr 7
“Don’t worry we’re all skinny and fit so it will be all fine” (prophetic famous last words)
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Caroline Klein Apr 7
Replying to @rdctokyoAFP
Very helpful summary, thanks. Remind me what the Japanese word for muppets is?
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Masa Tanahashi Apr 7
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Fortthomasinky Apr 7
Replying to @rdctokyoAFP
"The number of test will be sustained very low because I don't want to show how many people get infected"
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Hiroshi Lenorman Apr 7
Replying to @rdctokyoAFP
I decided to give loads of money so people will remember such a flamboyant last year of my term, and will love me for ever. Their kids will pay the debt 😷
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Fanfan de Lioncourt Apr 7
Replying to @rdctokyoAFP
I was looking for a synthetic translation, it seems you nailed it.
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Jake Adelstein/中本哲史 Apr 7
Replying to @rdctokyoAFP
6) This is going to fail unless you give me absolute power like I asked for.
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Ju Apr 7
7) We have only 46 beds in Tokyo despite the fact that we had months to prepare; and they are all full
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Elda Apr 7
Replying to @rdctokyoAFP
Worst since ww2? Is he actually blaming his failed arrows on the virus?
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