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Anonymous Editor
Anonymous fiction editor. Contact rantyeditor at gmail dot com.
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Anonymous Editor 30 Jan 13
If you're writing about food, you should know the difference between yolk & yoke. Only one is delicious on toast.
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Anonymous Editor 12 Dec 12
Doner (kebab) is a delicious food. A donor is someone who donates something. Feel free to donate some doner to my belly.
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Anonymous Editor 11 Dec 12
Replying to @Bewarika
I can be nice! I mean, if that's what people want. It's usually not.
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Anonymous Editor 11 Dec 12
Pet peeve: People who send manuscripts at 300% zoom. How big do you think my screen is!?
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Anonymous Editor 11 Dec 12
Sudden change in plans means I have a work-free 10 days. Anyone looking to hire an editor? Email or DM for info--rantyeditor@gmail.
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Anonymous Editor 11 Dec 12
If someone faints right, they need a medic. If they feint right, they actually go left/straight, misleading their opponents.
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Anonymous Editor 19 Nov 12
I'm not a purse-carrying person, but that's not at all stopping me from wanting to make one of these.
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Anonymous Editor 19 Nov 12
RT : Hey people with blogs who don't display any kind of date anywhere on their posts: Um, you're doing it incorrectly.
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Anonymous Editor 16 Nov 12
Replying to @JCrichtonSmith
Hee. I debated that, but loose is also a verb meaning to set free or loosen, and it seemed to work better.
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Anonymous Editor 16 Nov 12
RT : What about: if you are lying on the ground you're resting; if you are laying on the ground you're producing an egg.
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Anonymous Editor 16 Nov 12
Replying to @GriseldaHeppel
I will admit that lay/lie is my kryptonite, and every time it comes up I'm forced to consult someone else.
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Anonymous Editor 16 Nov 12
If you lose something, it's gone. If you loose something, it's no longer secured and will probably be gone soon.
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Anonymous Editor 8 Nov 12
Replying to @Jess_Haines
Ugh. I'm also a Plants vs. Zombies addict. For a while I'd beat it, beat it again, and then wipe it and start over.
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Anonymous Editor 8 Nov 12
Replying to @Jess_Haines
My current time waster is called Collapse!, with exclamation mark. I find it weirdly compelling.
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Anonymous Editor 8 Nov 12
Android fans, what're your favorite apps? (Inspired by the latest Humble Bundle, which I just bought. For reasons.)
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Anonymous Editor 25 Oct 12
Replying to @kiporen212
Sadly, other's not an option--we have two choices, and those are it. :/
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Anonymous Editor 25 Oct 12
Replying to @abbiealso
Sorry for the delayed response--I've not been on. I do, in fact, offer editing services--email rantyeditor@gmail for more info.
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Anonymous Editor 25 Oct 12
Internet, do you guys have feelings on Verizon vs. Comcast as an internet provider?
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Anonymous Editor 19 Oct 12
Human females are called *women*. Your hero should only be referring to them as females if they're non-human--werewolves, say.
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Anonymous Editor 18 Oct 12
Sorry, internet, but emoticons do not double as end punctuation.
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