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Ranj Abass
Software πŸš‚πŸ‘‚. Lean dev. Making the complex, simple. [BD]ad jokes are mine.
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Tom Greever Oct 11
Wherever there is a handmade sign, there's usually a design problem
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Caroline Haskins Oct 9
Saw a store that had neon lights saying β€œCoffee!” β€œPizza!” β€œSushi!” and I was like wow this place really has everything. Then I realized the store sells neon signs
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Online Joker Jonny Sharples Oct 7
I've seen people say it's a bad idea to buy Glastonbury tickets without knowing the line-up but I buy Newcastle tickets without knowing the line-up and Glastonbury won't have anybody as bad as Javier Manquillo playing.
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Bob 2.0 Sep 30
When train conductors drive past each other
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John Cutler Sep 30
So let’s take an org that is experiencing 50%+ drag due to technical debt. You would think that would ring alarm bells everywhere, right? It would be all hands on deck fixing the issue, right? Well... (1/13)
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April HalloWensel πŸŽƒ Sep 27
I got to cram one of my usual 30-minute motivational tech talks into a 5-minute Lyft ride because my driver is an awesome dev who did a CS program and a bootcamp and is just looking for a chance! πŸ“£ There is no talent shortage, just teams that don’t know how to hire or mentor.
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Daniel Holland Sep 28
You may need to watch this twice...
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Ranj Abass Sep 30
Replying to @TheLarkInn
You gotta take in turns ie if the mum is doing in the midnight feeds so you can get uninterrupted sleep you pretty much need to do everything during the day so mum can recharge
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Matt Colville Sep 26
A seal slaps a man in the face with an octopus. The best headline you'll see today.
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Ranj Abass Sep 26
Replying to @benbrignell
Let it go mate!
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rob delaney Sep 25
Why do they give 7 yr olds so much homework in UK & how do I stop this. I want my kid frolicking & drawing & playing football. Who knows more about stopping this madness & can help me?
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Joel Gascoigne Sep 25
In case you missed it: Buffer has bought out several of our investors, specifically VCs from our Series A in 2014. We completed this ~2 months ago, spending $3.3m to buy back stock. I wrote up how we came to the decision and the steps to carry it out:
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Gift ideas 🎁and gadgets Sep 21
Foam plane roulette ✈️ πŸ˜‚
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TAXI Sep 21
Fake it till you make it
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Raj Singh Sep 21
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Dinah Rodd πŸ’š ✊🌷 Sep 17
You have to hand it to Michael Heseltine.He knows how to put people down. He just said on GMB 'Boris waits to see which direction people are running then runs past them shouting follow me' The best quote I've heard in ages and so so appropriate. Sums up Boris Johnson perfectly.
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Benjamin Tassie Sep 16
Here is a dog feeding carrots to three rabbits and also a piglet
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Tony scar. Sep 14
So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past.
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Prosper Otemuyiwa πŸ”₯ Sep 6
Debugging Node.js code for the first time without using nodemon. πŸ’€
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Raj Singh Sep 6
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