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Ranj Abass
Software 🚂👂. Lean dev. Making the complex, simple. [BD]ad jokes are mine.
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September Rising 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Jul 13
Handmaid’s tale 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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alex Jul 15
To the people in my mentions telling me to bring back Italian Elon Musk: No. No conceivable parody could be funnier than calling a rescue hero a pedophile because he made fun of your waterproof space trash boy casket
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Ranj Abass Jul 16
Replying to @MAA1
You're in heaven!
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Ranj Abass Jul 14
Replying to @jmwhittaker @nest
It means it's summer
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Ranj Abass Jul 13
Replying to @danielrbradley
Binman. They do collections every week
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Ranj Abass Jul 13
🤚Hi5. Can I get a copy of that book now please!
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Ranj Abass Jul 13
This is an idea I like
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Ranj Abass Jul 12
Football's going to work 😭😭😭
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Ranj Abass Jul 11
4 years time with the next gazza emerging hopefully and we can dream again
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Ranj Abass Jul 11
Replying to @BrockleyCentral
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Football Memes Jul 11
England have now scored 12 goals at this World Cup, a new record for the country.
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Sharron_P Jul 11
TFW you're using a public lavvy and someone tries the door handle.
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Chris Coyier Jul 11
Interesting way to handle payment plan choice on Polldaddy.
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Ranj Abass Jul 11
An easy representation of gender imbalance in tech? Look no further than the queues for mens toilets at tech conferences. Thankfully I can say that's not the case . Did I mention we are hiring?
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Ranj Abass Jul 11
Goodbye Microservices: From 100s of problem children to 1 superstar by
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Ania Jul 11
JavaScript implicit conversion was created to please the users. If you want to please the users, do so with caution. Don't do "cute" things. You're likely regret them.
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Ranj Abass Jul 11
Anyone I know at ?
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Settled Jul 10
Delighted that Settled’s very own Chief Product Officer will be moderating a panel next Monday at the pre Leadership Forum in San Francisco. One not to miss! Find out how to get your invite code+ticket here:
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Nathan Coyne Jul 10
Neymar must be hating this. Overshadowed by Messi, he moves to PSG. Then this kid Mbappe comes along and he's second best again
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DHH Jul 10
“Moving from our microservice architecture to a monolith overall was huge improvement”, says Segment. Amen. Monoliths are Majestic!
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