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i deserve more attention on this app IG; rachelaureen. ♀
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Kima Jones Sep 16
Female is the adjective. Woman is the noun. Female is used colloquially so much as a noun that ppl have forgotten it is a descriptor. There are female lions, female hares, etc. You wouldn't call a female lemur a woman. A woman is an adult female human. Just say woman.
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rb 12h
My dads look so CUTE
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Mmm? Sep 16
the stupid clothing stores I shop at gradually moved from calling things "boyfriend jeans" to "the ex-boyfriend shirt" and I'm hoping this is going to lead to something interesting like "the widower overcoat"
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rb Sep 17
Replying to @dr0wn_ing
🔥🔥🔥🔥
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ev o’driscoll Sep 15
a lunchable is charcuterie if you’re not a fucking classist
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Deniz Camp @ SDCC Sep 14
If you turn the Chicago bulls logo upside down it’s a robot having sex with a crab
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milly millz Sep 12
If you weren’t told “this is not a beauty salon” by a teacher at least once, you’re not a bad bitch
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rb Sep 11
Replying to @tyleroakley
Me but 🤪
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jesus “cinco” angel🐊 Sep 6
Some girl posted in her bikini saying “ 2 kids where?” So I commented “ probably with they grandma like always” and now I’m blocked
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lil arab Sep 5
i b in Home Depot not even trying to build anything just pure vibing out
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1984’s George Whorewell Sep 3
SPoOky season and cuffing season happen during the same time period because the scariest thing men can imagine is commitment
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Whacktose Intolerant Aug 31
I just took a DNA test turns out they used it to lock up my cousin
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rb Aug 31
so long as you dated more than one person since 8th grade, definitely you henny
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Zach Aug 23
there's a vending machine in this bar where for $3 you can buy a butterfinger, a condom, and a single cigarette scotch taped together
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rb Aug 24
Kicked to the mf curb
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rb Aug 23
um oh my FYCJJN GOD
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rb Aug 22
remember when we were younger and guys would just spit periodically? what the fuck was that
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claire parker Aug 21
Seems unfair that never in my life have I sat next to a hot person on a plane and yet every person who’s ever sat next to me has.
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teddy v 2.0 Aug 20
do you guys cook your pasta inside or outside the box
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