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David Quantick
"David Quantick is one of the best kept secrets in the world of writing. He's smart, funny and unique" - Neil Gaiman. New novel ALL MY COLORS is out now.
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David Quantick 3h
"I enjoyed it. I absolutely loved it. I got me a jones for it, man. I need it. Spark me up, now. Get me some mary jane so I can feel no pain. Shit, the reefer madness is on me. Are you hungry? I'm hungry. Listen to this song on my phone, wow my fingers are huge. Seriously I
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David Quantick 3h
When my cousin gets jealous of someone, he works even harder, but his jealousy comes out in, of all things, the way he walks . This week I got promoted and now he's really pushing the envy lope.
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David Quantick 3h
'Oh, now you can see Holocaust deniers."
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David Quantick 4h
Lost my watch. Found it on my wrist. Today is going to be amazing.
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David Quantick 4h
I think it's more "six years since this *happened*", tbf.
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David Quantick 4h
1. Are you now dead? If not, then fine.
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David Quantick 4h
Replying to @JohnnyMatted @montie
Last week, sloth.
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David Quantick 14h
I WANT MY I WANT MY I WANT MY MTV
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David Quantick 15h
"No, we're not Jo Swinson's Liberal Democrats, we're the Liberal Democrats Without Jo Swinson. Like Marillion after Fish left."
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Rob Cruickshank 15h
🎵Daisy, daisy...🎵
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Guy Dorrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇭🇷 16h
But not fucking kids
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David Quantick 15h
Replying to @ettrickscott
I can't find it now.
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David Quantick 15h
Yep.
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David Quantick 15h
Replying to @montie
"Fucking kids is all right," says man.
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David Quantick 15h
Not read this before. Lovely.
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Jonathan Coe 15h
Tonight - I don’t know why - I’m full of memories of the wonderful , and I’m remembering a speech I made about him more than three years ago, and I didn’t realise it was online ...
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Liam Gallagher 16h
I’m sorry to hear what happened to Stacey Andrew in Sheffield the other night it’s not cool people need to chill the fuck out with the flares can someone from her family get in contact with us thanx LG x
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David Quantick 16h
Replying to @AndyHumphries
So long as ELO aren't on.
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David Quantick 16h
I mean, it was a big thing when I was a kid, not voting for the over-35s. One time the whole of Parliament was 21 year olds and the royal family were 9. I remember an ovum won Wimbledon.
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David Quantick 16h
What if you're under 35 and don't care how old the people are deciding your future? We're not all in the Bay City Rollers, you know.
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