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doubleplusdope
Author of Ubersleep: Nap-Based Sleep Schedules & the Polyphasic Lifestyle; freediver; Internal martial artist; word-chemist; binary-hater
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doubleplusdope 2h
is a pattern of energy expressed across the meat spectrum
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doubleplusdope May 21
"It probably does make sense to emotionally wash your hands after reading me."
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doubleplusdope May 21
(i.e. geez twitter get with the times :P)
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doubleplusdope May 21
Love the ability to edit posts. We all know you think of the best thing to say right AFTER you say it. This way most ppl read the good one!
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doubleplusdope May 17
I think I love because "there's a beautiful view from my asylum window" is the most hopeful thing I can imagine
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doubleplusdope May 15
I'd like to thank the Academy, my parents, and every one of the billion accidents that didn't happen to kill me before I got to this point
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doubleplusdope May 15
: gets old : gains a ton of useful advice nobody wants to hear : thankfully this is no different from being young
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doubleplusdope May 14
We're gonna need more whistles.
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doubleplusdope May 8
Replying to @rowhoop
I'd have followed you just for your profile pic ;)
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doubleplusdope May 8
GOOD MORNING WORLD. I'M CURRENTLY BLOCKED ON 852 PROJECTS AWAITING YOUR INPUT. PLEASE SEND AN UPDATE ASAP.
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Scott Santens May 5
With unconditional , each person below need only work zero seconds for a gallon of milk. That's just slightly less than CEO Guy.
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George Takei May 5
It should be noted, the GOP voted to give folks with preexisting mental health issues access to firearms but not insurance.
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Noah Smith May 3
Most countries: The govt gives you health care. America: You frantically call the govt to beg for the right to continue to buy health care.
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Joe Biden May 4
Day of shame in Congress. Protections for pre-existing conditions, mental health, maternity care, addiction services -- all gone.
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doubleplusdope May 4
Replying to @shoofle
THIS ISN'T EVEN ITS FINAL FORM
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doubleplusdope May 4
Me: adds remnants of leftover stir-fry to other-leftover hash Leftovers: KING ME
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doubleplusdope May 4
(Are they still "leftovers" after being re-added to four more dishes? Or do they, I don't know, ascend??)
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doubleplusdope May 4
I think some of what I just cooked may have been...fourth generation? Leftovers? >,>
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doubleplusdope May 2
Oh. You're the *author* of your life, not the main character. I get it now.
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doubleplusdope Apr 20
lol whoever is, sorry didn't mean to tag you; I meant 6 seconds :P ...Does that happen a lot??
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