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Celeste Ng
Fiction writer, science nerd; ex-Clevelander. Embarrassingly sincere. Novels: EVERYTHING I NEVER TOLD YOU; LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE. She/her.
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KC Trommer Feb 5
We Call Them Beautiful NYC Launch Party . . . in Queens, natch! Join me on 4/6 at 6 pm at LIC. Come out, come out, New Yorkers!
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Celeste Ng 5h
Replying to @theferocity
Me too and I think it’s because I’m worried it won’t live up to the hype.
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Celeste Ng 5h
Wait I’m changing my answer to this one
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Celeste Ng 5h
Replying to @dalaimama @BCDreyer
But one of the things I love about German is that is so extremely logical. It always follows its rules, even if you have to wait until the end of the sentence to find out what the verb is. 😂
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Celeste Ng 7h
Replying to @AlexMLeo
Yes!! I got the same set for my son actually, and he loves them too.
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Celeste Ng 10h
Have been thinking about this and the leading candidate is probably the time in 2nd grade where everyone was supposed to color in a Santa. I made mine blue because I didn’t want him to look like everyone else. (Also b/c I had scented markers & the blue one smelled GREAT.)
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Celeste Ng 10h
My kid definitely did this! He also would practice his babbling and talking when alone (we could hear on the monitor) but stop the second we came in.
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Celeste Ng 10h
Replying to @anamariecox
I just laughed so hard the 8yo made me explain what I was laughing at.
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Celeste Ng 10h
Replying to @courtneymilan
I feel like the people who make this argument must really struggle with the concept of consent.
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Celeste Ng 10h
😂😂😂
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Celeste Ng 10h
Replying to @elongreen @BCDreyer
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Celeste Ng 10h
Replying to @BCDreyer
“What are you, a German?”
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Celeste Ng 21h
Replying to @chick_in_kiev
Ooook. Oook!
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Celeste Ng 21h
Replying to @chick_in_kiev
Wait also in the mix is the Death of Rats
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Celeste Ng 21h
Replying to @chick_in_kiev
Followed by the Librarian. Ooook.
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Celeste Ng 21h
Replying to @chick_in_kiev
DEATH
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Celeste Ng 21h
Replying to @austinkleon
(sizzling)
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Celeste Ng 21h
Replying to @xiankiefer
Hang in there, Christian. Thinking of your family and your baby girl.
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Celeste Ng Feb 22
From another (sometimes) glasses wearer, just imagine glasses around the heart eyes here 😍
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Celeste Ng Feb 22
Replying to @secondshelfbks
I don’t say this often but: who the fuck is that idiot?
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