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@LameDuckPresidentShemp
I was Curly’s brother or something. Or was that Curly Joe?
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 7s
We’re going to cover “first” and “second” spouses now, other than to mock them? Just want to make sure I’m up to speed.
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 2h
Replying to @karol
His comments seem vaguely racist. If only our current national climate were such that racism was an occasional subject in both professional media and on social media. But alas, we live in a post-racial world where racism, discrimination and injustice are never discussed.
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 2h
I would only be sad if you also told us you were still in massive debt for that degree.
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 2h
Replying to @ryanfagan
Joe Morgan.
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 3h
Replying to @TheHookRocks
Close the polls!
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 5h
Replying to @DeadsoundApp
“Acadian Driftwood” was alphabetically the first song on one of my go-to car USBs and played every time I plugged it in. Drove my kids crazy. See also “Abandoned Love” (Dylan cover by Paul Rodgers & Nils Lofgren off that Chimes of Freedom collection) and “ABACAB” (Genesis).
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 7h
Replying to @SBondyNYDN
This is his dream job and maybe turning a dead franchise around is worth it.
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 7h
Replying to @bariweiss
If you don’t support unfettered speech, don’t work in publishing.
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 8h
Replying to @KenTremendous
You are a sad little man with demented taste buds.
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 8h
Don’t worry, Trump will pardon those onions.
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 8h
Replying to @redsteeze
As his his fly. Probably.
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 8h
Not a single Brent show?
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Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 21h
this turkey looks like he's put of a job come January Poor guy someone hire him pls? Th bb
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 21h
Replying to @geoffschwartz
Cute. Why does everyone have chickens now. All of a sudden my whole neighborhood has chicken. And a few freakin roosters.
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 21h
Replying to @benshapiro
Cool. Now do political campaign spending.
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 21h
Replying to @Ilhan
Cool. Now do political campaign spending.
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 21h
Replying to @jrovner
4 years of anti-Trump psychosis made us miss a lot classic lines like this.
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 21h
Replying to @tiffstarr815
Clyde’s gonna have fun with that name.
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Old School 80s 22h
Yep, sounds about right...
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@LameDuckPresidentShemp 23h
Good luck getting SCOTUS to abolish Due Process.
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