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pourmecoffee 4h
Does masturbating recharge an Apple watch? Asking for a friend.
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pourmecoffee 4h
Twitter eventually turns everybody into Larry King.
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pourmecoffee 7h
"Alcohol definitely was a contributing factor here"
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pourmecoffee 7h
Promising new font. "The Exclusive Inside Story Behind Times New Ramen"
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pourmecoffee 10h
Tears. What a day. Hug your loved ones. "Surfing researchers create first sustainable, algae-based surfboard"
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pourmecoffee 11h
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pourmecoffee 11h
I prefer deluding myself, but that's me. That's my thing.
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pourmecoffee 11h
I would like to subscribe to your healthy living and wellness newsletter please.
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pourmecoffee 12h
Satan: "I regret Comcast/TWC merger blocked but remain focused on opportunities to deliver poor customer service and monopolistic pricing."
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pourmecoffee 12h
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pourmecoffee 13h
Play your flaming tuba, people. Play it all goddamn day long (James Veysey/Camera Press)
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pourmecoffee 22h
I'm going to guess allergies because these two are outside.
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pourmecoffee 23h
Checks out.
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pourmecoffee 23h
"We love you but stop watching shows about troubled detectives in remote locations with quirky townsfolk." - How my intervention will start
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pourmecoffee 23h
When they retire, Duncan and Popovich are going to be shimmering holograms floating in the air forever like Obi-Wan and Yoda.
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pourmecoffee Apr 23
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pourmecoffee Apr 23
Strong, important work here: "A Comprehensive List Of Everything Karl Lagerfeld Hates"
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pourmecoffee Apr 23
This changes everything.
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pourmecoffee Apr 23
Gritty reboot of "Murder, She Wrote" where Angela Lansbury starts doing the murders and framing people.
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pourmecoffee Apr 23
Of course they do. "Texans blame secret military takeover for Walmart closings, secret tunnels"
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