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pourmecoffee 54m
Sunrise on Mars this Thursday taken by T̵h̵e̵ ̵F̵e̵r̵r̵o̵u̵s̵ ̵E̵n̵t̵i̵t̵y̵ Opportunity rover.
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pourmecoffee 2h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
🎵 All the news is fake (all the news is fake) And the Dems are cray (and the Dems are cray) Mar-a-Lago tweetin' on such a winter's day 🎵
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pourmecoffee 6h
Haha, couple mistakenly bought tickets for Red Hot Chilli Pipers bagpipe band instead of Red Hot Chili Peppers and fly to show anyway
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pourmecoffee 10h
*smells air, rocks slowly back and forth on porch* Mar-a-Lago tweets comin'.
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pourmecoffee 10h
Should AR-15s be less available? Let me put on a tricorn hat and read all of the Federalist Papers and I'll let you know.
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pourmecoffee 18h
Replying to @pourmecoffee
"Wait, it's coming back online, that's not supposed to... oh God {screams}..."
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pourmecoffee 18h
Pretending to be broken you fools. "The ISS Robonaut Has Been Broken for Years, and Now NASA Is Bringing It Home"
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pourmecoffee 19h
Replying to @markknoller
Ford's in his flivver.
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pourmecoffee 19h
Speak for yourself. I have panicked for far less. "Earthlings likely to welcome alien life rather than panicking, study shows"
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pourmecoffee 20h
Replying to @WillAtWork
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pourmecoffee 20h
Replying to @nytimes
... enjoy every sandwich.
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pourmecoffee 20h
New, mesmerizing photo of Jupiter's clouds from . Stare at this very hard for two hours and you will come to understand yourself fully. If not, you are not ready
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pourmecoffee 22h
When another Infrastructure Week is over.
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pourmecoffee 23h
This seems unsafe.
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pourmecoffee 24h
Replying to @pourmecoffee
Still committed to this ancient Twitter art form.
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pourmecoffee Feb 16
This Is Just To Say I have chastened the Russians meddling in the election and which you were probably raving about on Twitter Believe me they were so separate no collusion no collusion
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pourmecoffee Feb 16
Replying to @darth
exaclty, also in the suitcase: gwyneth paltrow's head.
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pourmecoffee Feb 16
ffs, here's my wallet just take it, please let me and family go. "A Frankfurt, Germany street musician wears a costume as he plays his accordion" (Frank Rumpenhorst/AFP)
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pourmecoffee Feb 16
Replying to @pourmecoffee
'These pretzels are making me thirsty!', Spanish bullfighters tell dejected stamp collectors.
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pourmecoffee Feb 16
This feels very much like a Mad Libs generated headline.
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