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pourmecoffee 52m
"We know you have a choice when you crawl into wheel wells, thank you for stowing away on Hawaiian Airlines. The local time is 9:06 AM."
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pourmecoffee 13h
I'm just saying, I bet if you looked at his browser cache it would blow your mind.
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pourmecoffee 13h
I am really glad George R.R. Martin wrote Game of Thrones because I feel like otherwise he would be doing something very nasty.
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pourmecoffee 14h
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pourmecoffee 14h
You are the Frost of sports media.
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pourmecoffee 14h
This really read like Frost
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pourmecoffee 14h
Happy Easter, everybody! "Apollo astronauts warn only 'blind luck' asteroid hasn't destroyed major city"
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pourmecoffee 16h
They're going to do it.
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pourmecoffee 22h
I guess I associate you with being a big rationalists and in 2 tweets you came on pretty strong he was guilty. Just surprised.
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pourmecoffee 22h
That was some Krazeetown weak sauce. If there's not a better argument against his vindication, unfair to say it was wrong.
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pourmecoffee 22h
Oh hi, you're home early
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pourmecoffee 23h
Thanks.
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pourmecoffee 23h
Is there a definitive "He did it" article? I wasn't aware of your point of view and am interested.
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pourmecoffee 23h
Pretty sure sexual abuse is "Ugh" not "Whoa."
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pourmecoffee 23h
Tomorrow is the White House Easter Egg Roll when Obama redistributes eggs to freeloaders.
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pourmecoffee 2d
Are you related to the Alec Baldwin who retired from public life?
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pourmecoffee 2d
ABC is showing The Ten Commandments, the story of Moses' work as a community organizer.
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pourmecoffee 2d
It's time for another edition of: Great Google Images Searches.
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pourmecoffee 2d
Larry Bird has pulled out four of his own teeth.
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pourmecoffee 2d
Couple married for 70 years die hours apart
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