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pourmecoffee Aug 27
Starring Danny DeVito as The Ghost.
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
"Look at these Columba. They've got a creme filling. I'm going to go Joey Chestnut on these after Super Tuesday."
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
"I'll look at the speech later. What do you think of this one? It's got a radar for seeing fish."
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
I bet at this point Jeb Bush is just Googling boats and all the things he's going to start eating again when this is all over.
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
Why couldn't you just have built a wooden plane like a regular weirdo billionaire?
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
Just realized your name rhymes with "zany." You could do something with that.
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
walrus_in_labcoat.png
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
Walruses in on the hoax. "Extreme Arctic sea ice melt forces thousands of walruses ashore"
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
Drudge is prominently covering Morrissey on Obama
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
Eureka Prize for Science Photography finalists (Justin Gillligan)
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
That's an odd phrasing.
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
Trump is speaking again
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
I'm not proud.
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
Dark.
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
The "Peace Gun," developed to help eradicate smallpox. Spoiler: It worked
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pourmecoffee Aug 27
The annual 17,000 animal weigh-In: a truly great event
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pourmecoffee Aug 26
Is it completely numb having no conscience, or is there a phantom feeling like when you lose a limb?
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pourmecoffee Aug 26
For closure purposes, when Trump eventually drops out I hope he rides back up the announcement escalator
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pourmecoffee Aug 26
Another day in our glorious democracy
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