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pourmecoffee 1h
Getting excited to judge neighbors who don't have flags out tomorrow.
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pourmecoffee 2h
I am legit worried that if Trump doesn't pick Christie as VP, he will walk into the Atlantic Ocean.
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pourmecoffee 2h
When you are tweeting current events takes (Amit Dave/Reuters)
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pourmecoffee 5h
All of sports Twitter is NBA free agency salary announcements followed by dozens of "what?" reaction GIFs.
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pourmecoffee 8h
What? Don't act like you're so pure.
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pourmecoffee 8h
This is why I try to limit intimacy with squirrels unless it's something long-term
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pourmecoffee 9h
By my calculations, there are more Trump parody accounts than supporters.
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pourmecoffee 10h
Secret Service arachnologist.
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pourmecoffee 10h
"Like the spiders. Do you see them? They're all over me. Get them off me. How can you not see them?"
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pourmecoffee 11h
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pourmecoffee 12h
Oh look, doing something about big problems works. "Scientists observe first signs of healing in ozone layer"
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pourmecoffee 12h
You clicked on it, you weak-willed lemmings.
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pourmecoffee 12h
Don't click on this link. Don't come crying to me if you click on it. "Fish with human-like teeth caught in Russia"
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pourmecoffee 13h
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pourmecoffee 13h
FYI, here is a word you don't want to hear when you make a quick stop at Great Clips: "miscommunication".
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pourmecoffee 13h
"Hey, we explained what's going on with life. Thought you'd want to know. Are there any snacks in the back?"
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pourmecoffee 13h
158 years ago today: the Wallace-Darwin theory of evolution was first published. Kind of a big deal
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pourmecoffee Jun 30
Prince Hal was King for like 10 years.
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