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pourmecoffee 3h
Congrats. "Half of Western European men descended from one Bronze Age king"
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pourmecoffee 5h
You're very passionate about this. "Cursive writing requirement passes Louisiana Senate"
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pourmecoffee 7h
Orrin Hatch.. judging you.
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pourmecoffee 7h
"I need you to take the kids to your mother's this weekend and not ask a lot of questions."
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pourmecoffee 7h
I'm in if you get a flamethrower.
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pourmecoffee 7h
"Ideally, I'd like something that leverages my experience working with mobile platforms, and also exterminating scorpions."
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pourmecoffee 7h
"Honey, we're moving." "Scorpions Emerge to Swarm Arizona Homes" Also: good resume item:
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pourmecoffee 8h
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pourmecoffee 8h
Cruz: I am awaited in Cleveland. They are calling my name. I should be walking with the Reagan or feasting with the heroes of our time.
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pourmecoffee 9h
Cool shot of last night's Soyuz launch (Kirill Kudryavtsev/Reuters)
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pourmecoffee 10h
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pourmecoffee 21h
The photographs sent on Voyager to explain Earth to extraterrestrials
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pourmecoffee 22h
"It looks like you are building a clone army. Would you like some help?" "Microsoft experiments with DNA storage"
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pourmecoffee 23h
Good. "Naturopath who treated boy who died of meningitis should be held accountable, physicians say"
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pourmecoffee 23h
Just a reminder to keep it right here for the sharpest possible political analysis, thanks
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pourmecoffee Apr 27
Bobby Knight: I first met Donald Trump at a NY meeting of Unstable Megalomaniacs Anonymous. We were playing St. John's; hit it right off.
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pourmecoffee Apr 27
Actual Women Cards, and damn fine ones. "1902's Women of the Future Trading Cards"
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pourmecoffee Apr 27
I don't blame Cruz for picking a VP. When my friends come over we always make up elaborate stories. It's fun and then mom makes Bagel Bites.
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pourmecoffee Apr 27
Calfy McCalfface
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pourmecoffee Apr 27
When the meteor finally comes, and it will, I'm not going to believe CNN that it has breaking news.
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