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pourmecoffee 12h
Australia Is Trying To Kill You, Update #1,245,666 "Queensland heatwave knocks bats out of the sky"
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pourmecoffee 23h
When your crew's lack of faith is disturbing.
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
I'm wishing something. Can you guess what it is?
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
AT TRUMP TOWER "Okay, hit the lights. CHINA... an ancient land of contrasts. Next slide please. Mr. Trump, put down the phone sir."
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
Paul Manafort will tell them for a $250,000 flat fee plus one-year consulting contract.
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
Your high energy will be helpful as you individually manage all of America's companies.
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
We're under EMP attack, but they're just playing the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme for now.
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
Well one of those guys is wearing dirt.
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
It's not the disrespect; it's the incoherence
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
Jolly good idea, Sir. Keeps the men on their toes.
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
In tweet, President-Elect Trump Clarifies Jack Meoff CALLED HIM.
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
Kind of the problem.
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
"Why does everything look and smell so new in here?" "It all gets cleaned during the transition. Very standard, sir."
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
For the sake of the country, start building a Potemkin Oval Office right now.
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
Perhaps you should have some kind of system where maybe you put them on hold and while someone looks them up in Wikipedia.
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
General Mattis reacts to news of Trump call with Taiwan.
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
AYFKM
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
Going to add a horizontal section to make a T for Trump.
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
Weather is a hoax. Wake up sheeple.
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pourmecoffee Dec 2
Don't hack off the invisible hand of the economy, leaving a bloody gushing string of tissue unable to grasp liberty.
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