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pourmecoffee 26m
Today in 1960: Profiles In Moistness.
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pourmecoffee 9h
Never forget when Ice Cube turned into an actual ice cube on Sesame Street.
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pourmecoffee 10h
"If I may followup, how could Trace Adkins make finals over Carol with two failures and no victories as a project manager? [crowd gasps]"
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pourmecoffee 10h
Good Q: "Mr. Trump, in s7e12 of Celebrity Apprentice you fired Carol Alt just to set up a more interesting battle. Wasn't that bullshit?"
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pourmecoffee 11h
Lester Holt should come out tomorrow night with a gigantic stack of books and clippings and just glare at the candidates.
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pourmecoffee 12h
Some interesting stuff here. "Historians Ask Presidential Debate Questions"
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pourmecoffee 12h
𝓣𝓸𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓘𝓷 𝓖𝓲𝓫𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓱
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pourmecoffee 13h
I want to write my weirdo manifesto here. "This Secluded Library In The Woods Is Every Book Lover’s Dream"
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pourmecoffee 13h
I promise you Liev Schreiber won't mind if you curse.
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Bob Nicholson 13h
The Victorians were great at many things but, alas, practical jokes don't seem to have been one of them... - Police News (USA, 1893).
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pourmecoffee 13h
It's been four fucking years and I still can't see something like this without thinking of your Mitt Romney "haha terrific!"
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pourmecoffee 13h
I request a meeting with the elders of the High Pigeon Council.
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pourmecoffee 13h
It's fun to agree online.
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pourmecoffee 13h
I have an opinion: you are a grown-ass man; spell out bitch.
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pourmecoffee 14h
TEACH US. PLEASE. "Pigeons Vote On Leaders With Their Wings" (via )
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pourmecoffee 14h
You don't know how you're going to react until you're there. Well over half the stage workers do this. It's a very powerful moment.
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pourmecoffee 14h
Debate technician prays to almighty God for the defeat of Donald Trump (Patrick Semansky/AP)
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pourmecoffee 18h
Look at you with your fancy "Readout", la-di-da.
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pourmecoffee 18h
Ha. Bike manufacturer reduced delivery damage 75% by putting picture of flat screen TV on box
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pourmecoffee 21h
Kellyanne Conway explaining to Trump right now why he can't send Lester Holt a $100,000 from The Trump Foundation.
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