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pourmecoffee 6m
Replying to @dylanmatt
Ensign Smith
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pourmecoffee 15m
Moral of this GoT episode is it's always okay to just stay home. Thanks for subscribing to the podcast.
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pourmecoffee 33m
Eclipse has leaked, look outside.
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pourmecoffee 1h
We get it man. You can set your sword on fire.
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pourmecoffee 2h
Replying to @vulture
DC or Marvel?
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pourmecoffee 2h
Sunday evening. Luxuries and illusions fade away. Now the old demons come out to play until Fox & Friends can quiet them again.
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pourmecoffee 3h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
At 2:42pm tomorrow I will visit darkness upon your wicked throne of hate and lies. Follow back.
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pourmecoffee 4h
Replying to @pourmecoffee
They're going to make him into a biological battery. Something really bad.
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pourmecoffee 4h
Elon Musk is asking for it. Don't get anywhere near Elon Musk when it all goes down.
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pourmecoffee 5h
Replying to @pourmecoffee
I'm going to rely on them.
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pourmecoffee 5h
These eclipse glasses seem pretty good but it's weird the guy also offered to clean my gutters.
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pourmecoffee 8h
"The path of totality" is also a Gwyneth Paltrow skincare regimen.
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pourmecoffee 9h
Lots of literary terms, and "plagiarize." "Words That Spike in Lookups When Students Return to School"
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pourmecoffee 9h
Replying to @CNN
I don't get it; it's a public statement of opposition. Why do you need a secret message?
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pourmecoffee 9h
Ugh. "In Turkey, Schools Will Stop Teaching Evolution This Fall"
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pourmecoffee 13h
Replying to @pourmecoffee
I'm not sure what the sun wants, but I have laid out a big pile of old Android phones and tablets in the driveway.
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pourmecoffee 13h
Make offerings to the sun today. We can stop this if we work together and believe in ourselves.
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pourmecoffee 13h
Replying to @pourmecoffee
Integer truthers in my mentions.
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pourmecoffee 14h
Replying to @robdelaney
Try D'ohnase. It's fun joking online.
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pourmecoffee 14h
Jesus, Flonase, we know that six is greater than one. We're congested not stupid.
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