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John Jardine
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Christian because it's the best anti-depressant drug on the market. Retired Mechanical Engineer. Husband with 5 kids and 9 grand kids. Cranky know-it-all SOB.
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Ellies 2020: @ProPublica . . . “Fight the Ship,” by @txtianmiller, @MegMcCloskey and @RobertFaturechi features.propublica.org/navy-accidents… . . . #ellies
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In it has bear bells in it, it’s bear scat. Or a gently used can of bear spray.
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I have isopropyl alcohol diluted with 2 parts water in a little store bought sprayer. Cleans glasses, screens and sanitizes
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CTV update says it landed safely.
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I know all these things because I self-identify as a balleen whale.
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I hope it helps.
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By volume, cleaned shrimp weighs about 1.3 kg/l. So 2933 kg of shrimp occupies a volume of 2260 litres. A standard oil barrel is 220 litres. So a 100 kg person should not eat more than 10 bbl of shrimp regardless of the individual size at a sitting. Thus endeth the lesson.
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Shrimp commonly eaten range from 120 shrimp/kg (very small) to 20 shrimp/kg (very large). Weights are cleaned. So at an average of 70 shrimp/kg that would be 205,300 shrimp.
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Post larval shrimp eat 3-5 % of their body mass. Human soft tissue is approximately 88% of body mass. Based on this a 100 kg human should eat no more than 2933 kg of shrimp at one sitting. #bring_me_the_bucket
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The number of shrimp you should at one sitting is less than or equal to the number of shrimp that could eat you at one sitting. #circle_of_life
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John the Baptist's head twitter.com/TheCut/status/…
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The cowards never started and the weaklings died on the way.
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Rule number 1 in Sock Club......
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99 brains in a jar on the wall, 99 brains in a jar. 🎶🎶🎶
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Used to hunt. Gave it up after I saw what happens when a drunk with a semi-auto 30-06 wades into a herd of deer.
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You really need to get in touch with your feelings? Ask yourself “do I really hate unsolicited personal advice or am I just projecting my hatred of goat cheese onto it?” Worked for me.
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Let’s say Andrew Scheer gave Stephen Harper the sole rights to egg sales, imports and exports. We wouldn’t have a lot of sympathy if a subsequent government took it away. Stretching my empathy gland a bit I might understand his sadness, anger and humiliation. No sympathy though
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I have empathy with the writer based on a common humanity . Sympathy is a different thing. Handing out personal monopolies was a common thing in China as a reward for loyalty to the government in power. Whether it was Quing, Japan, Kuomintang, or PRC. Monopolies generally bad.
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Because I’m pretrib so I won’t need them. Haha!
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