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pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” Feb 6
Replying to @pixelatedboat
Steve Spielberg please give me $10 million for this idea (I can call you “Steve” because we’re effectively peers now)
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dan mentos Feb 5
Replying to @pixelatedboat
classic fish out of water story
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pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” Feb 5
Replying to @DanMentos
You son of a bitch
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Cohen is a Ghost Feb 5
real rags to fishes tale
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pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” Feb 5
I’ve made a terrible mistake
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𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 Feb 5
Replying to @pixelatedboat
would’ve been funnier if the shark was covered in blood in the last panel
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pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” Feb 5
Replying to @stabbityjoe88
no it wouldn’t
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𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 Feb 5
Replying to @pixelatedboat
well you got me there
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🤫 shhhhh Feb 5
Replying to @pixelatedboat
”You’re gonna need a more pixelated boat.”
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Mike Wolfe, Queso Diver Feb 5
Replying to @pixelatedboat
The third act is tense. Shark Mayor digs in his fins and won't resign. The town holds an emergency election. Someone yells, "we're gonna need a bigger vote!" A soccer mom faints.
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Ben Reframethat Feb 5
Replying to @pixelatedboat
Jaws 5: Impeach on the Beach
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Stephen Coughlin Feb 5
Still better than Jaws the Revenge
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Stephen Coughlin Feb 5
Just a reminder that in the novel Jaws the Revenge, the shark is killing people because it’s being forced to kill by a voodoo curse on the Brody family.
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Brendel Feb 5
Replying to @pixelatedboat
They’re being harsh on him, that shark managed to do a damn Windsor knot with two pectoral fins, don’t tell me that’s not mayor material.
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J-Raff Feb 5
Replying to @pixelatedboat
ain't nothin' in the rules says a shark can't be mayor
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