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Piers Morgan
'One day you're the cock of the walk, the next a feather duster.'
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Piers Morgan 36m
BOOM! 4 down. Great bowling , great review . Aussies collapsing. Joyous to behold.
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Piers Morgan 1h
I owe Nathan Lyon an apology. He was right when he said careers would be ended in this series. Australian careers.
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Piers Morgan 1h
Hi mate - you OK? Hope you're watching & learning. 😂😂
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Piers Morgan 1h
Warner OUT! Sexy field placement by . Aussies on the rack. 👊
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Piers Morgan 2h
BOOOOOM! 30-2. That was literally just a slow straight ball & Khawaja missed it. These Aussies can't bat. Come on boys!
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Piers Morgan 2h
Tell him this is how it works: a) 'Your brain is miniscule.' b) 'You're a halfwit.'
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Piers Morgan 2h
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Piers Morgan 2h
I’m watching your batsmen now mate & our lower order looked like Bradman by comparison.
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Piers Morgan 9h
Your English teacher.
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Piers Morgan 10h
FT 0-1. Beaten by a side currently bottom of the Bundesliga with just 2pts all season. Well done, Wenger. Another notch on your triumphant European belt!
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Piers Morgan 10h
If there's one thing more tedious than watching your team play in the Europa League, it's watching your team losing in the Europa League.
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Piers Morgan 10h
How can you call yourselves the Girls' Schools Association but want people to stop using the word 'girls' or focus on 'girlness' (whatever that is)?
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Piers Morgan 12h
RIP Charlie Perry, a fine young man whose life was cruelly cut short.
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Piers Morgan 12h
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends & followers. I am very thankful you still let me into your country & despite our cultural differences, I love you all. (Well, apart from obviously.)
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Piers Morgan 12h
No, there is an aggressive campaign to stop children being called 'girls' or 'boys' at school. This is absurd & has to stop.
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Piers Morgan 13h
Whoa. This is terrible news! Are there any kind beauty product firms out there who will help our colleague out?
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Piers Morgan 13h
Congratulations, Swansea fans - you're no longer male or female!
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Piers Morgan 13h
You can try to defend what you actually said, yes.
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Piers Morgan 13h
First step is admitting you have a problem. Proud of you, Lily.
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Piers Morgan 14h
You do look traumatised, I agree.
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