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Mark Dalgleish Jan 30
Developers: *Build terrible monolith* "This isn't working. Let's try something else" Developers: *Build terrible microservices* "Wait—this isn't working either."
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Welp Chamberlain Jan 28
I was in a meeting yesterday and someone started talking to me about using kubernetes on hadoop. I almost had a stroke.
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I Am Devloper Jan 15
a real power move would be to walk in on day 1 of your new job and insist on coding in the same Google Doc you were forced to use in your live coding interview
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James Long Jan 8
Math is amazing, there’s no side effects or build tools
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Immo Landwerth Dec 7
People often say “every code becomes legacy code” but that’s not true. Only successful code becomes legacy code. Let that sink in.
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Project Zero Bugs Dec 13
Linux: privilege escalation via io_uring offload of sendmsg() onto kernel thread with kernel creds
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Eagle Man Dec 11
"What should our kubernetes strategy be?" "Mate, you need a business strategy first"
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Matthew Garrett Dec 5
He's making a list He's checking it twice He's got no idea who's naughty or nice Data consistency in a distributed environment is extremely difficult
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whitequark Dec 10
who called it "anxiously waiting for a long compilation to finish to see if you've really fixed every error or not" and not "clangst"
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Ed Huang Nov 19
when ./configure; make; make install without any warning and error.
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Jaana B. Dogan 🌳 Dec 9
When I was inexperienced, I’d rate my Java as 7/10. After way many years of using Java as a primary language, operating JVM and working as a JVM perf engineer, I begun to rate it as 4/10.
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Emma Bostian 🐞 Dec 2
Anyone else ever wish dressing nicely was a bit more common in tech? Don’t get me wrong, I love my jeans and tshirt days but also kinda wish I could wear nicer clothes sometimes too without getting strange looks 🤭👗
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Travis Gerke Nov 7
How do you pronounce the g in “regex”?
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ALWAYS LEARNING. Nov 29
Detail of Old London Bridge on the 1632 oil painting "View of London Bridge" by Claude de Jongh
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Isa Guha Nov 29
The Adelaide Oval ❤️❤️
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Jaana B. Dogan 🌳 Nov 27
The hardest challenges facing distribute tracing are often organizational problems rather than technical ones.
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Lionel Page Nov 27
Scientist: carefully designs experiment Participant:
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Elvin Nov 27
Turned my iPhone into an iPod Classic with Click Wheel and Cover Flow with
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Pwn All The Things Nov 25
Full stack developers are the most dangerous developers because if they learn anything else it will overflow the stack and corrupt return addresses and so on.
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Caitlyn Nov 19
Bootcamp: Write 200 lines of code in a day. Dev Job: Read 200 lines of code. Write one line of code. Research. Read 50 lines of code. Write one line of code. Break something. Delete one line of code.
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