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Developers: *Build terrible monolith*
"This isn't working. Let's try something else"
Developers: *Build terrible microservices*
"Wait—this isn't working either."
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Welp Chamberlain
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I was in a meeting yesterday and someone started talking to me about using kubernetes on hadoop. I almost had a stroke.
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I Am Devloper
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a real power move would be to walk in on day 1 of your new job and insist on coding in the same Google Doc you were forced to use in your live coding interview
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James Long
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Math is amazing, there’s no side effects or build tools
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Immo Landwerth
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People often say “every code becomes legacy code” but that’s not true. Only successful code becomes legacy code. Let that sink in.
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Project Zero Bugs
@ProjectZeroBugs
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Linux: privilege escalation via io_uring offload of sendmsg() onto kernel thread with kernel creds bugs.chromium.org/p/project-zero…
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Eagle Man
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"What should our kubernetes strategy be?"
"Mate, you need a business strategy first"
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Matthew Garrett
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He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's got no idea who's naughty or nice
Data consistency in a distributed environment is extremely difficult
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whitequark
@whitequark
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who called it "anxiously waiting for a long compilation to finish to see if you've really fixed every error or not" and not "clangst"
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Ed Huang
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when ./configure; make; make install without any warning and error. twitter.com/SatisfyingDail…
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Jaana B. Dogan 🌳
@rakyll
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When I was inexperienced, I’d rate my Java as 7/10. After way many years of using Java as a primary language, operating JVM and working as a JVM perf engineer, I begun to rate it as 4/10.
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Emma Bostian 🐞
@EmmaBostian
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Anyone else ever wish dressing nicely was a bit more common in tech? Don’t get me wrong, I love my jeans and tshirt days but also kinda wish I could wear nicer clothes sometimes too without getting strange looks 🤭👗
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Travis Gerke
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How do you pronounce the g in “regex”?
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ALWAYS LEARNING.
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Detail of Old London Bridge on the 1632 oil painting "View of London Bridge" by Claude de Jongh pic.twitter.com/bR3Guo3dnc
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Isa Guha
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Nov 29 |
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The Adelaide Oval #AUSvPAK ❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/9m4M5MsqVi
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Jaana B. Dogan 🌳
@rakyll
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Nov 27 |
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The hardest challenges facing distribute tracing are often organizational problems rather than technical ones.
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Lionel Page
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Nov 27 |
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Scientist: carefully designs experiment
Participant:
pic.twitter.com/1a8FqbfCZc
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Elvin
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Turned my iPhone into an iPod Classic with Click Wheel and Cover Flow with #SwiftUI pic.twitter.com/zVk5YJj0rh
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Pwn All The Things
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Full stack developers are the most dangerous developers because if they learn anything else it will overflow the stack and corrupt return addresses and so on.
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Caitlyn
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Bootcamp: Write 200 lines of code in a day.
Dev Job: Read 200 lines of code. Write one line of code. Research. Read 50 lines of code. Write one line of code. Break something. Delete one line of code.
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