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pete
i don’t know who she is. i don’t know who you are. i don’t know your brother. i don’t know anyone in your life
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pete 19h
blackout eagles super bowl smitty on iris’ instagram story is the best thing of 2019 so far
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pete 21h
rt if your valentine is a pizza! let’s fucking go fire tweet where’s my charger
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pete 23h
Replying to @Bobby_Tay10 @m_fly22
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pete 24h
kanyes gonna be pissed kenny shot his shot that’s what the g stands for wow didn’t expect that
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pete Feb 14
im not going to watch let alone share my friendship video facebook stop asking me
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pete Feb 10
id like to go to sleep but id also like to see push win his best rap album and yell you are hiding a child into the gramophone
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pete Feb 10
shawn mendes and michelle obama vs edelman and mccourty in an arm wrestling tournament right now
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pete Feb 10
future me is going to be a little mad i spent his money, but he’ll secretly be happy with what i got him. like when smalls gave his stepdad the ‘27 yankees ball
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pete Feb 10
you know i told them that roc-a-fella was interested and i don't know if they thought that was just something i was saying to gas them up to try to push the price up or whatever. i went up i called g i said, "man, you think we could still get that deal with roc-a-fella?"
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pete Feb 10
one week ago today we had a final score of pats 13 maroon 5 rams 3 wow what a week it’s been
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pete Feb 10
the woman at a prime just laughed and told me i need a haircut which is so childish just please ring up my purple monster energy drink and my pop tarts and keep your opinions to yourself
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pete Feb 9
it’s weird that at the end of happy gilmore when he has the vision of heaven he sees chubbs, an alligator, and abraham lincoln, but not his dad, who died after he was struck by a hockey puck when happy was 8 years old.
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pete Feb 9
pretentious ass markers
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pete Feb 8
“👉🙈👶🏼”
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pete Feb 8
ive never thought a dude has had a cool car
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pete Feb 7
you’ve been married for like a week and a half
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pete Feb 7
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pete Feb 5
a wall made of humans? have to assume since the human wall is in america that we’re using american humans as the bricks. donny jobs bringing jobs back to america baby
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pete Feb 5
the other crazy thing about the jordan brady debate is that jordan can’t possibly be the best quarterback of all time only because he played shooting guard for the bulls
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pete Feb 4
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