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i can’t belive our little guy turned 6 months today! he loves tummy time, trucks, napping with his dada, killing thousands of people, destroying the economy, and peas (doesn’t get that from me)!
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pete Aug 5
my aux cord broke so i’m listening to the radio for the first time in years and there are only two songs the harry styles one about watermelons and also the kid rock song about smokin funny things
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pete Aug 5
in a bizarre turn of events i acted as chastain’s father posing as her husband in order to get the keys to a volvo today
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pete Aug 2
also just found out mr dink stood for mr “double income no kids” which is why everything he and his wife owned could be [very expensive] holy fuck
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pete Aug 2
saw doug was trending thought maybe mr dink made a covid vaccine
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pete Jul 30
[ghetto lenny’s love songs] is the best album of the decade
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pete Jul 29
drink water and listen to rap music
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pete Jul 28
all of the women rising to this instagram challenge...salute. it’s brave.
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pete Jul 19
Replying to @phildamato23
let’s connect on 7-25
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David McCoubrey Jul 15
holy shit i’m absolutely floored, we sold out in 35 minutes. we *are* doing at least a second edition, so if you didn’t get one today, you will get one in the very near future. thanks to everyone who did buy one, i hope you fuckin love it
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pete Jul 15
in this house we do not disrespect t pain
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David McCoubrey Jul 14
Detective Detective is out tomorrow, July 15. if you’re interested, you can buy it at starting at 11am CST. the work doesn’t belong to me anymore, i hope you enjoy it and thanks so much to everyone who has shown interest. it was a blast to work on. ❤️❤️❤️
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pete Jul 13
ladies take your elbow wind it up pull it back and smash the relatable alarm because let’s face it we’ve all “dated” guys and trust me, i put dated in quotes because that’s the thing about new york city and ladies
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David McCoubrey Jul 12
mini surprise: we think my book, Detective Detective, will be available to buy this week. all proceeds will be donated. at least some of the $ is going to The Loveland Foundation, an org you can check out here: via Sunroom, info soon on where/how to buy
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pete Jul 11
yassss it did roy g biv literally snapped last night i am shooketh
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Scott Zolak Jul 8
Ricky from Trailer Park Boys May be my favorite character in any series
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pete Jul 10
whoa watch out for this guy
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pete Jul 10
Replying to @_KOOZ_
if i ever become a dad i’m gonna say “it might not look it but i just lost 168 pounds that we’re really keeping me down-finally got the kid off to college!” tweeting this now so i don’t forget in 18-30 years
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pete Jul 9
according to this tweet, you are going to send this tweet 99 more times.
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pete Jul 8
i’m not gonna vote for him of course but i will note that joe biden never said mayonnaise colored benz i push miracle whips
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