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Pete Heat
Urban wizard. Tall. Your card is the Ten of Spades.
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Pete Heat Sep 15
Replying to @Flora__Flora
This is extremely fucking disgusting
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Pete Heat Sep 10
Replying to @camillavalerie_
THANK you!
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Pete Heat Sep 9
Silent discos are for cowards
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Pete Heat Sep 3
Replying to @iainlee
I definitely have this too. Not as bad as the writer, and not with everyone, but it's pretty bad
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Pete Heat Sep 3
Replying to @Flora__Flora
A classic
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Pete Heat Aug 29
Replying to @ShaperSarah
Ha. Thanks Sarah! I’ll start planning a tour soon and save you from the Carpenters...
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Replying to @philbertpauken
More as it happens. Noise cancelling headphones doing a good job but I can still hear the upward inflections through the gaps in the songs. It's absolutely non stop
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Replying to @peteheat
Just remembered I've got noise cancelling headphones in my bag. YES
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Replying to @peteheat
The old woman across the aisle has "That's Amore" as her ringtone, LOUD, and her calls keep getting cut off. So it keeps ringing. And she always takes ages to answer. so every few minutes the students are interrupted by WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Replying to @peteheat
And like did I tell you about my friend Izzy? So she's like in my Freshers group chat?
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Replying to @peteheat
Right so there are two excited 18 year olds? Like on the train next to me? And they are about to go like interrailing and oh my god they're so like random? And they speak like this? And like Oh my god Lauren got the same top as me!!!! Like sorry but why would you do that??
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Replying to @ximenesuk
Pthanks
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Replying to @peteheat
I also had a pint. Going to end this thread now as I lose followers every time I tweet despite being a MASTER OF THE WRITTEN WORD
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Replying to @peteheat
Lovely way to finish things off. *if you must know I arrived after they'd stopped serving food, but I managed to scrounge two fish pakoras and a scrap of naan so the joke's on you
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Replying to @peteheat
After my last show I had a curry* with Tim Key (who, unbeknownst to him, is my absolute hero) Luke McQueen, Joey Page and John Kearns. Four of my favourite comedians. Five if you count me, and you should
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Replying to @peteheat
I seem to be doing a thread. Pretty fucking poetic aren't I lads
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Replying to @peteheat
Luggage area full of weird broken props. A mannequin's arm and a fishing net. That's showbiz baybayyy
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Replying to @peteheat
Train full of slightly-deflated-but-still-annoying improv troupes
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Replying to @peteheat
Jonesing for a salad
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Pete Heat Aug 27
Edinburgh Fringe is over. People ripping down posters and gutting venues. Comics gurn cockily from sagging billboards as they slowly topple like statues of Saddam. Feels like being in a nightclub after the lights come on. Go home mate.
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