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Pete Tonkin
You’re not bad but you’ve got no diaphragm
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Pete Tonkin 40m
The latest round of Brexit shenanigans has made me realise I'm a background character in the UK Gold version of 'Too Many Cooks'. It's the only thing that makes logical sense.
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Pete Tonkin 41m
Hi, when are we getting the vegan sausage roll down here in Bournemouth? Our local Greggs (plural) can't tell us a date, they all just say the nearest place is Southampton! (Not too handy...)
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Jack Blanchard 3h
Just been sent this old Barry Gardiner leaflet and actually cannot stop laughing
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Le Treizième ⚽️🏁 11h
Replying to @davidallengreen
Is there anything to be said for saying another Mass?
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Edward Russell 22h
A man on a horse and cart would travel down our back lane once a week, shouting “rag and bone”, and would collect any old tat.
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Oliver Norgrove Jan 15
The "people did not vote for a deal, they voted to Leave" argument is an embarrassing pile of shit. Vote Leave campaigned for a deal and we deliberately distanced ourselves from Minford's no deal plan. I was there and remember it clearly. Don't let the hardliners fool anyone.
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Ireland Simpsons Fans Jan 15
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Bethany Black Jan 15
Well, at least we avoided Chaos with Ed Miliband.
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Pete Tonkin Jan 15
Replying to @pete_tonkin
Ok, it's more of a snuffling sound than actual words. But I think I get the gist.
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Pete Tonkin Jan 15
When your tea-bag starts talking to you, you've had too much tea.
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Pete Tonkin Jan 15
Replying to @pswayne7
BAH
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Patrick Swayne Jan 15
The responses to the Gillette advert are fucking insane and all the evidence you need that such a campaign is necessary
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Pete Tonkin Jan 15
Replying to @pswayne7
Whiny fucks, hope they haven't bred.
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Pete Tonkin Jan 15
Niche hate: covers of 'Bizarre Love Triangle' that make the backing music behind "loving a life I can't leave behind" into a minor key. *twitch*
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Pete Tonkin Jan 15
How sad, he was such a lovely young fella, very inspirational. RIP Liam.
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Pete Tonkin Jan 15
Replying to @RLeBonTennant
Thank you! :)
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Pete Tonkin Jan 14
Woke up in a good mood but then the shower broke, and I’ve just missed the bus by 5 seconds, so all back to normal.
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Pete Tonkin Jan 14
Just finished S5 of . We downright love it, it's so silly. Please , make lots more.
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Pete Tonkin Jan 14
Significant percentage of my face has lost all feeling. If I was half my age, I'd panic and take myself off to A&E. As it is, I'll just add another row to "Weird Shit My Body Did Today.xlsx".
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Pete Tonkin Jan 14
Haha, apparently sometimes it IS ok to not want to implement the result of a referendum, eh Theresa?
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