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Pete Tonkin
You’re not bad but you’ve got no diaphragm
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Pete Tonkin 4h
Everyone: The DUP: WE'RE NOT BEING BRIBED!
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Pete Tonkin 4h
Keep seeing puff pieces for Jimmy's Iced Coffee. I don't get it, it's easily the blandest, most boring iced coffee out there.
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Pete Tonkin 5h
Replying to @pete_tonkin
This was playing in a garden centre, bloody lovely: Sereva "Day By Day"
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Pete Tonkin 5h
This is pretty, can't remember how I came to Shazam this:
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Pete Tonkin 6h
Replying to @PrimaryCords
Not any more has turned up.
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Pete Tonkin 6h
I am the best person at this meeting so far.
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Pete Tonkin 6h
Never listened to any Erykah Badu before, so picked up her first album "Baduizm". It's 22 years old and sounds like it could've been made yesterday. Loving it so far.
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Pete Tonkin 8h
Heard this in a shop yesterday, hands down the best cover of this song.
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Pete Tonkin 10h
Every day I plug in my headphones, and every day, Windows goes "WOAH BUDDY, WHAT HAPPENED THERE, PLEASE COMPLETE THIS SERIES OF DIALOGUE BOXES SO WE CAN GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS UNEXPECTED EVENT!!!!!1"
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Pete Tonkin Mar 17
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Pete Tonkin Mar 17
Happy , please can I have an Irish passport.
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Talia Mar 7
This year Wil Wheaton will be as old as Patrick Stewart was when TNG premiered. You're welcome, fellow geezers. I'm going to cry in a corner, like the old woman I am.
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David Allen Green Mar 15
Just saw some Brexiteer MP on television say, seriously, that taking No Deal off the table will weaken our negotiating position. Reader, I swore. (And I rarely swear.) We do not *have* a negotiating position. UK's position could not be weaker, if we wanted it to be. *weeps*
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Brendon Hope Mar 13
My stepdad, who voted Brexit came up with a real gem today. He said that if there’s mass unemployment in the UK because of Brexit it’ll be fine because people who really want to work will be able to go to Germany and work like people did in the 80s.
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Pete Tonkin Mar 14
Replying to @denofgeek
Looks like Tilly to me.
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Pete Tonkin Mar 14
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Pete Tonkin Mar 14
Replying to @pete_tonkin
Fun true fact: Crazy P were originally called Crazy Penis.
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Pete Tonkin Mar 14
One of my all-time favourite funky/laid-back house tracks: Crazy P "Never Gonna Reach Me (Hot Toddy Remix)"
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Pete Tonkin Mar 14
Replying to @ianrathbone
God, we probably would, wouldn't we. Ain't no masochism like good ol' British masochism.
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joe Mar 13
Why is Mark Francois always on television and not where he should be, offering unsolicited advice to people using fruit machines.
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