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DMa
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DMa Feb 14
My gift to the internet is this reminder that You Are My Sunshine is actually a traumatically sad song
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DMa Feb 14
I have watched this video so many times. Gabby is a good dog
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DMa Feb 14
nobody: me: so help me i will turn this chair around
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DMa Feb 14
hating on crossfit is swole shaming
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DMa Feb 13
Replying to @danott
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DMa Feb 11
Interesting dark pattern in ⁦⁩ privacy settings. If you decide not to share when you’re active, you can’t see when others are active. You can have _your_ privacy, but you’re locked out from data others are willing to share
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Fred Delicious Feb 11
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DMa Feb 10
Replying to @wireddaniel
In north county, yes. Mostly. I default to apple maps. I only have issues with weird parking (Urge San Marcos) and brand new places (Google seems to update their locations faster)
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Zilla 17 Jan 18
Boss: You're fired Me: *turns in my gun and my badge* Boss: You're a waiter where did you get those
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DMa Feb 3
Just watched my octogenarian grandma read a text message and then delete the whole thread. It’s clear that this is her habit after she receives each message. I am shook.
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DMa Feb 3
Maroon Five-O Mode
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DMa Feb 3
Just found out is hosting the Twilight Zone reboot and I am here for this
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DMa Feb 3
Friday-Man Friday-Man Does whatever a Friday can Doesn’t work Drinks a beer It’s 3 o’clock and he’s disappeared Lookout! Here comes the Friday-Man
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DMa Jan 31
This RT equals endorsement
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DMa Jan 31
After all this twitter dot com Engagement, I couldn't resist. I listened last night. It's so good
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DMa Jan 30
DMA Stack: Depression, Melancholy, Affection
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DMa Jan 29
Replying to @danott
The idea runs with you
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DMa Jan 29
Replying to @815C
send help
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DMa Jan 29
I'm opening a coffee enema clinic called Butt-First Coffee
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DMa Jan 27
Replying to @emilyjiles21
Follow up: do you have E. Coli? 😂
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