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DMa 9h
Replying to @jeremyricketts
He is so good at dealing with tragedy. I can only speak for myself, but when something horrible happens in my community, I’m just wishing that someone, anyone, would come along and remind me that if we had done things differently this wouldn’t have happened
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DMa 17h
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DMa Nov 17
Replying to @jeremyricketts
Says the guy who still uses head & shoulders
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DMa 31 Mar 17
Fira Code Fridays
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DMa Nov 15
If mine never ripped, I would probably buy less than one pair of jeans per week
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DMa Nov 15
In summary: hang in there
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DMa Nov 15
Without regulation, I would buy a new pair of jeans once a week
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DMa Nov 15
Let’s go on a shampoo journey together
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DMa Nov 14
Dear diary: today, USPS put a pair of jeans in my mailbox
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DMa Nov 13
Replying to @personunsure
I’ve locked myself in my room to avoid dealing with this. Life is too harsh for me. Goodnight cruel world
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DMa Nov 13
Replying to @personunsure
THEY USED A PASSION PIT SONG. I AM WALKING OUT
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DMa Nov 13
Replying to @personunsure
ANOTHER FRIENDSHIP FLASHBACK MONTAGE
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DMa Nov 13
Replying to @personunsure
SECOND OFFENSE IS PUNISHABLE BY PUBLIC BERATING
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DMa Nov 13
Replying to @personunsure
WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANY WORSE ... a cover of “we’re going to be friends” ... during a camp montage
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DMa Nov 13
Replying to @personunsure
Fight in the woods. Blood. Running. This is now a horror film
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DMa Nov 13
Replying to @personunsure
Bully is attempting to use LOTR references to make fun of kid #1 My dude, you are a 5th grader who’s into LOTR. You have no one to make fun of
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DMa Nov 13
Replying to @personunsure
More burping humor! Who makes these movies? Why would we show them to our children?
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DMa Nov 13
Replying to @personunsure
Teenage daughter is riding a rollercoaster with her boyfriend. Boyfriend has his arm around her 1) this is not safe. In the event of a crash, you will lose your arm 2) this is not sustainable. In the event of a normal ride, your shoulder will hurt
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DMa Nov 13
Replying to @personunsure
This was actually a movie about how the strokes got started. Deep
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DMa Nov 13
Replying to @personunsure
Kid #3 grows up to be Julian Casablancas. This is a complicated feeling for me
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