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Zoseph
registered stationary slut and thesaurus whore casually in love with evan rachel wood
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bad boy Jul 2
my credit score is low but it’s because I want to protect myself from identity theft. no one can take out a mortgage in my name if I can’t even take out a mortgage in my name.
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jonny sun Jun 30
me: my brain: _ , - - - - . _ / ' , ` . ` \ / ' ` , , ' ; ____ ) ( , why are you ` . ) ( ` so annoying ' ; ) ( _ ' ; , - , -- -- ' ( ; ; , , ; / -- ' \ ; ; ; / /
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$lime Jun 29
RT if u love keanu reeves
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tobias fünke Jun 16
the romans inventing their numeric system
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MAKE OUT HILL - XXX 10 Feb 14
if you have flappy bird on your phone don't delete it or you cant get it back.
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Zoseph Jun 8
a pre-lavender mood
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m@thew Jun 5
dr: we had to remove your colon me why
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SparkNotes Jun 6
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SparkNotes May 29
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SparkNotes Jun 4
Self-care means stashing away the portrait that bears the evidence of your corrupted soul, then embarking on a downward spiral of murder and debauchery
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Ally Hills May 23
"omg hi i love you" - me every time i see the moon
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SparkNotes May 21
I don’t know who needs to hear this but murdering an old man and hiding the body beneath the floorboards while the sound of his still-beating heart exacerbates your descent into madness is not a personality trait
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fai May 19
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𝗷𝘂𝗶𝗰𝗲 May 17
No one: Worms on the pavement after it rains:
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🐆𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚖🐆 May 13
me: [totally going gentle into that good night] dylan thomas: [just fucking seething]
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Rihanna May 16
take a look. these are the idiots making decisions for WOMEN in America. Governor Kay Ivey...SHAME ON YOU!!!!
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p-p-p-Paul🔊 May 11
how did abortions get banned faster than guns
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Leyton Gassaway May 9
having a bad day? stream Truth Hurts by having a good day? stream Truth Hurts by got fired from your job? stream Truth Hurts by just got dumped? stream Truth Hurts by stream Truth Hurts by
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“Celia” May 8
IF YOU MISCARRY YOU CAN BE LIABLE FOR SECOND DEGREE MURDER. DO YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT? DO YOU?
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sunshine spaceman💫 Apr 23
my mom: how’re finals going?? studying hard right? me:
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