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Paysoninho
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Paysoninho 35s
Replying to @willbowron
That would’ve been the ultimate Atlanta Curse moment.
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Ken Jennings 6m
“Kids, shhh, listen...it sounds like this party is about to have a special visitor from the North Pole!” *a giant walrus enters and devours my children*
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🎁 Cole Duffy 🎁 22h
THIS VIDEO PLEASEEEEEEE
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🎄🦌 Donnerhoo ⛄️🎅🏻 3h
What happens if a frog parks illegally? . . . . . . . . . . . . . It gets toad.
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BAL Dec 13
Gonna tell my kids this was Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson in marriage story
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The Onion Dec 13
Dunbar Family Forced To Discontinue Print Edition Of Christmas Newsletter
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Paysoninho 6h
Replying to @ariellec
Frat Rat!
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Paysoninho 6h
Replying to @aewsome
Amazing, so happy for y’all!!!!
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Paysoninho 7h
Replying to @DougRobersonAJC
Could host in Dublin, Rome, or Athens.
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Paysoninho 8h
Dammit, why didn’t Porkins just pull up?!?
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Dave Itzkoff Dec 13
may the force be with you // may divorce be with you
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Paysoninho 8h
Replying to @amandamull
Dragoncon is infinitely better it seems
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Paysoninho 8h
Replying to @ariellec
Honestly having a group of bank robbers dress like this to meld back into the crowds would make a great intro scene.
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Andy Richter 22h
In the Jackson 5’s version of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus they’re talking about Joe Jackson and it is chilling
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Paysoninho 8h
Replying to @LukesBeard
That MARTA pin 👀
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Paysoninho 8h
Replying to @ariellec
Looks so. awful.
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Paysoninho 8h
Replying to @heathercampbell
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Slay Nedaj 23h
When you find out you & your bestfriend are dating the same boy 😂😂
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