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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖
im a man a penguin and a lobster all rolled into one.i have a big fuzzy beard which I keep in a draw incase I need to go to a noel Edmonds lookalike party.
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Jul 12
My assistant manager just double checking my line up.
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Jun 28
Got my crafty badge..sticky sticky stick stick!!!!
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 May 1
More rainbows going in the window..
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Apr 25
Replying to @VaunEarl
Live long and have a daft laugh!!
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Apr 19
Got a copy of red dead redemption 2:Cat edition..
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Apr 14
Replying to @RealBobMortimer
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Mar 22
Replying to @MadScientistFM
I'm unable to use PayPal. Is there another of paying?
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Mar 15
Baby milk? Seriously Are they that selfish that they'd put their own welfare above that of a small human who can't fend for themselves? Do us all a favour and go self isolate yourself off a cliff your bunch of greedy self centred morons!
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Mar 7
Top tip people stop stock piling toilet roll just use bed sheets or the curtains.
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Dec 31
Do be a bit more Buddhist about..
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seth darby 🌈 Dec 21
Got some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training&money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Dec 20
Replying to @glamrockgoth
Who've got 8?
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Nov 23
Replying to @Hocatypungtas
Have they changed the lyrics to david Bowie's space oddity? This is ground control to major prick!
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Nov 12
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Oct 29
Replying to @GazetteBoro
That big white thing with the nets. It goes in there..
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Oct 20
More like this guy.
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Oct 13
Replying to @BottomStuff
Very possibly Eddie i think I've just sat down too quickly.
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Oct 11
Replying to @Hocatypungtas
They keep the creepy crawlies away if you put them in the corners of your room. And you can potentially kill someone when playing conkers. So this is why they are awesome!!
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Oct 1
Taken up your bum
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Paulosaurus Rex 🦖 Oct 1
Now you see me up your bum
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