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Head over to to grab a ticket for my Friday, October 23rd NEW HOUR of jokes and rantings and yelling. IG: pattonoswalt
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Patton Oswalt 10h
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Patton Oswalt 12h
Let's get Sima over the top! I know we can do it! Click below and donate if you can!
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Patton Oswalt 14h
So blown away by putting together this amazing Vote Mama online event. This one's gonna be amazing -- grab a ticket now! Link below!
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Meredith Salenger 17h
First time fundraiser, long time badass. (That sounds cool right?) LOL I'm super honored to be the host of this incredible event for VOTE MAMA, with super cool guests. Let's flip some seats blue, get more women in gov't, and basically save the world.🥰 .
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Michelle Obama 14h
If you were turned off by the President’s behavior last night, I feel you. Believe me, I do. But we can’t let him win by tuning out altogether. That’s what he wants. So turn those feelings into action—turn them into votes for my friend, .
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Padma Lakshmi 15h
Imagine considering yourself a "patriot" with "family values" when your candidate openly antagonizes his opponent when he was honoring the memory of his fallen veteran son.
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tammy golden 15h
The exhausting aging white dudes are still sending me "articles" to convince me that what I saw and heard was not what I saw and heard and I keep thinking of this.
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scharpling 16h
Maybe everybody on the comedy scene that said "oh it's just Gavin being Gavin" over the last 15 years should make an additional donation to a worthwhile cause today.
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Patton Oswalt 16h
Hell yes . Donate to and support this absolute badass.
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Patton Oswalt 17h
Also, thank YOU for this, starting tomorrow. I needed this escape from our present reality.
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Patton Oswalt 17h
Thanks . October looks FANTASTIC.
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Randy Rainbow Sep 30
Morning! ☀️ The president is now writing ad copy for white nationalist hate groups. Would you like more coffee with that or should we just get the check?
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Patton Oswalt 18h
My friend has a delightful new book out called LITTLE MISS LITTLE COMPTON and it will make you so happy reading it. She's got such a crazy life story and she tells it with such bubbly elan. Go get a copy and thank me later!
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼 Sep 29
Trump made fun of Biden’s son for having had a drug problem. Biden looked at the camera and said, “My son, like a lot of people, like a lot of people you know at home, had a drug problem. He's overtaken it. He's fixed it. He's worked on it, and I'm proud of him." Leadership.
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Patton Oswalt 18h
I love Katie Porter. DAMN
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Lea Thompson Sep 29
Replying to @TheDailyShow
It was the worst thing I have ever experienced and I made out with a duck.
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Seth Rogen 22h
Just remember: if you’re Jewish, white supremacists hate you too.
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Zack Bornstein Sep 29
Biden: Here are several specific policy proposals Trump: WHITE GESTAPO, PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR WAR Media: Biden, Trump Exchange Fiery Barbs at First Debate with No Clear Winner
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