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Patrick Ramirez
Stand up Comedian, Oakland Raider fan, I have a dream to one day have a dream
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Patrick Ramirez 7h
I’d be great with my money if I just had a lot of it.
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Patrick Ramirez Aug 15
We ever get the science back on those dryer sheets? Those things do something right?
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Patrick Ramirez Aug 6
Come out tonight for a real barn burner! First person to “like” this gets a cheese plate from me. Last person to “like’ this gets put in a head lock.
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Patrick Ramirez Jul 25
I don't know alot about dogs but I know one thing, I got alot of poop bags
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Patrick Ramirez Jul 23
New phone case, who dis?
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Patrick Ramirez Jul 23
Surprise guest comedian on the lineup alert, who will it be? 7:30, Burbank, good parking. Be there Plus if you don't show up this crew will find you. Hook up link-
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Patrick Ramirez Jul 16
I aspire to live the life of most dogs
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Patrick Ramirez Jul 15
I'm putting in my 10,000 hours... in a car
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Patrick Ramirez Jul 7
No earthquake yesterday? I knew Mother Nature couldn’t keep up with providing daily content.
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Patrick Ramirez Jul 5
Great, now we all gotta write earthquake jokes.
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Patrick Ramirez Jul 4
There was an earthquake and aftershocks are expected? That's it no more long showers
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Patrick Ramirez Jun 30
Be the Instagram Story in the world you want to see.
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Patrick Ramirez Jun 26
Researchers believe that we have yet to reach the extend of how loud motorcycles can be.
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Patrick Ramirez Jun 25
I’m hosting a great show tonight 7:30pm with and Both tremendous comics that you can’t miss. Be there!
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Patrick Ramirez Jun 25
I'm on the world's longest internship
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Patrick Ramirez Jun 23
One day I hope to have the confidence of a terrible comedian
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Patrick Ramirez Jun 18
Lord grant me the serenity to accept those who text a screen shot of the weather to me.
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Patrick Ramirez Jun 10
I really mis bad TV
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Patrick Ramirez Jun 6
Seattle I'm here tonight. 8:30 bring your puffy jackets.
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Patrick Ramirez May 30
I believe you are right. Like a Sinclair gas station on Pioneer Day, it’s going to be packed
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