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Scarlett Parrish
Writer of books, supporter of indy, swearer of words. I'm the bitch who scares Momo.
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Scarlett Parrish 18m
Replying to @swtpoizn
Her 'thing' was she likes to travel and have bases in three countries, because apparently she travels in three countries where hotels and friends' couches don't exist?
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Scarlett Parrish 26m
Replying to @Thejoaniebird71
Back to the naughty corner with you. *points*
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Scarlett Parrish 33m
Started watching a minimalism video on YouTube, hosted by someone with... ...three homes. Three. Homes.
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Scarlett Parrish 43m
*barf*
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Scarlett Parrish 1h
Tomorrow's Patreon post scheduled. My BuJo really is helping me keep my online obligations in order (illness excepting, of course).
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Scarlett Parrish 1h
Reading over some stuff I wrote when I was off my tits on codeine; it makes sense, but there are lots of similar word crossovers influenced by the medication. Path/past, under/indoors, for example. Look, *I* know what I meant!
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Scarlett Parrish 1h
Replying to @AuthorLissa
This is why I endeavour to make everyone hate me. Life is easier when you have no friends.
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Scarlett Parrish 1h
Replying to @KevinTCraig
I remember you saying if you ever wrote a book one tenth as good you could die a happy man.
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Scarlett Parrish 1h
Replying to @Knight_Julia
I never saw this tweet and wouldn't know what you're talking about if I did.
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Scarlett Parrish 1h
Replying to @swtpoizn
She can suck ALL the its.
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Scarlett Parrish 1h
Replying to @KevinTCraig
I thought, "If Kevin treats it like a talisman, there must be something in it for me to appreciate." Whizzed through it and thought, what the hell was I thinking? How did I not LOVE this book before?
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Scarlett Parrish 1h
Replying to @swtpoizn
It was something about my appearance that I've let slide recently due to illness, but can easily be remedied. She knows I don't like people pointing it out...but still she pointed it out.
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Scarlett Parrish 1h
Replying to @KevinTCraig
I will never cease to be amazed at the turnaround in my feelings about that book. I guess I was a different person the second time I tried it.
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Scarlett Parrish 2h
Replying to @KevinTCraig
If I ever got a tattoo, it would be some reference to the book's final line.
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Scarlett Parrish 2h
Look, - they're playing our song, old sport!
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Scarlett Parrish 2h
The day this shit happens is the day I cancel my subscription,
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Scarlett Parrish 2h
Buy my books or I'll kick you guys in the nuts.
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Scarlett Parrish 2h
Listen very carefully, you lying skinflute - MANAFORT'S ASSETS SEIZURE MORE THAN PAID FOR THE MUELLER INVESTIGATION. Now shut that anal sphincter in the middle of a festering sack of dick paste you call a mouth.
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